Extra Stupid Window Stickers

[Nick87]

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Outside my office window. Poor guy must have put in drive instead of reverse!

I think he also put it in 4 lo.

 

[Bowmannate2000]

I think he also put it in 4 lo.

He probably should have just kept going!

 

[Nick87]

He probably should have just kept going!

I had a similar drunken escapade years ago. I sympathize lol.

 

[Nick87]

I however did keep going.

 

[mtmuley]

I had a similar drunken escapade years ago. I sympathize lol.

A friend of mine jacked up a 1979 Chevy short box, stout motor and put 44's on it. He left a bar one night and thought it would be cool to drive over the hedges at the edge of the parking lot. There was a car on the other side. Drove right over the top of it. Spendy night. mtmuley

 

[Nick87]

A friend of mine jacked up a 1979 Chevy short box, stout motor and put 44's on it. He left a bar one night and thought it would be cool to drive over the hedges at the edge of the parking lot. There was a car on the other side. Drove right over the top of it. Spendy night. mtmuley

Shit happens when you leave the bar. Lucky were all still here.

 

[mtmuley]

Shit happens when you leave the bar. Lucky were all still here.

I have stories. mtmuley

 

[Charlie Bob]

I have stories. mtmuley

I left the bar one night in 83 , I was working second shift and my car pool met at the same bar Monday thru Friday , so we had two beers and it was closing time . I jumped in my Hi-Boy with 38.5 Monster muders and decided if I cut through the adjacent parking lot I would beat the light . It was about 18 inches higher so I put in in granny gear and crept up to it , then floored it .
The squall from the back tires woke a cop sleeping in his patrol car and scared the shit out of him , he hit the lights before I even left the parking lot , and came up to the truck screaming bloody murder . Like a dumbass I could help but laugh at him , which helped a bunch , LOL
The barmaid came over and told the cop I'd only had two beers , didn't matter , he was convinced I needed a night on the counties dimes , so I did .

I have Tomes of dumb shit leaving bars stories , like the time the bouncers were escorting me out because my Ex was dancing there and dating one of the four of them .
I tried to finish my rum and coke double but couldn't do it before we reached the door , so I thought pouring it out on the floor while giving Thresa the finger was a good idea .
The bouncer didn't think it was so funny . He said -Look what you did to my shoes -
When I looked down he sucker punched me , I woke up in the parking lot with my date cursing me like a sailor, until she realized I was awake . She said come on , lets go . I turned to go back in the bar , but all four were standing there with half pool cues , ready to go , so we left .


Or the time I was being chased by three hookers down Dort Street in Flint wearing cowboy boots in the snow after getting left by my friends in a strip club , because I was flashing my wad of cash in the bar .

I should write a book .....

 

[Deez Nutz]

I left the bar one night in 83 , I was working second shift and my car pool met at the same bar Monday thru Friday , so we had two beers and it was closing time . I jumped in my Hi-Boy with 38.5 Monster muders and decided if I cut through the adjacent parking lot I would beat the light . It was about 18 inches higher so I put in in granny gear and crept up to it , then floored it .
The squall from the back tires woke a cop sleeping in his patrol car and scared the shit out of him , he hit the lights before I even left the parking lot , and came up to the truck screaming bloody murder . Like a dumbass I could help but laugh at him , which helped a bunch , LOL
The barmaid came over and told the cop I'd only had two beers , didn't matter , he was convinced I needed a night on the counties dimes , so I did .

I have Tomes of dumb shit leaving bars stories , like the time the bouncers were escorting me out because my Ex was dancing there and dating one of the four of them .
I tried to finish my rum and coke double but couldn't do it before we reached the door , so I thought pouring it out on the floor while giving Thresa the finger was a good idea .
The bouncer didn't think it was so funny . He said -Look what you did to my shoes -
When I looked down he sucker punched me , I woke up in the parking lot with my date cursing me like a sailor, until she realized I was awake . She said come on , lets go . I turned to go back in the bar , but all four were standing there with half pool cues , ready to go , so we left .


Or the time I was being chased by three hookers down Dort Street in Flint wearing cowboy boots in the snow after getting left by my friends in a strip club , because I was flashing my wad of cash in the bar .

I should write a book .....

Wholesome stories, you must be proud.

 

[Charlie Bob]

Wholesome stories, you must be proud.

Sober since August 11 1991 , and yes I am proud of that , Dickhead . I share my stories for a reason , if you are not my target audience #*^@#* off!

 

[Deez Nutz]

Sober since August 11 1991 , and yes I am proud of that , Dickhead . I share my stories for a reason , if you are not my target audience #*^@#* off!

Sawry if I hurted your feewings.

 

[mtmuley]

Sawry if I hurted your feewings.

You been wholesome your whole life Nutz? mtmuley

 

[Charlie Bob]

Sawry if I hurted your feewings.

Laughable , nobody will ever judge me harsher than I do , nothing you say has any affect , trust me .
I know what I was and what I am , and your condescending judgmental remark is nothing , really , you give yourself waaay to much credit .