Draftstud & NHY, are you out yet?

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Dstud and I were on our second case of PBR and he says, "I could could sure go for a big fatty about now". I thought he was referring to the herb. The mexican alias's were his idea, but I digress. After riding in from I-35 we have a brief encounter (no pun) with Leslie, the thong wearing unofficial mayor of Austin (a misguided attempt to score said herb) Next thing we know we're sitting in the Crossbar hotel trying to google legalzoom on my crackberry...but to set the record straight, we weren't arrested for DUI...nope, it was identity theft. It all worked out though, taking the legal lead, I plea bargained us out by promising we'd both vote a straight Republican ticket in 2012.
 
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Here's the rest of the story;

Dink and I were on our second case of PBR and he says, "I could could sure go for a big fatty about now". I thought he was referring to the herb. The mexican alias's were his idea, but I digress. After riding in from I-35 we have a brief encounter (no pun) with Leslie, the thong wearing unofficial mayor of Austin (a misguided attempt to score said herb) Next thing we know we're sitting in the Crossbar hotel trying to google legalzoom on my crackberry...but to set the record straight, we weren't arrested for DUI...nope, it was identity theft. It all worked out though, taking the legal lead, I plea bargained us out by promising we'd both vote a straight Republican ticket in 2012.

You need to hit the comedy circuit with that one. Hilarious.
 
Here's the rest of the story;

Dstud and I were on our second case of PBR and he says, "I could could sure go for a big fatty about now". I thought he was referring to the herb. The mexican alias's were his idea, but I digress. After riding in from I-35 we have a brief encounter (no pun) with Leslie, the thong wearing unofficial mayor of Austin (a misguided attempt to score said herb) Next thing we know we're sitting in the Crossbar hotel trying to google legalzoom on my crackberry...but to set the record straight, we weren't arrested for DUI...nope, it was identity theft. It all worked out though, taking the legal lead, I plea bargained us out by promising we'd both vote a straight Republican ticket in 2012.

I'd bet if you sent that to Baxter Black he'd be willing to pay royalties and it'd extend his career another 10 yrs.
 
Here's the rest of the story;

Dstud and I were on our second case of PBR and he says, "I could could sure go for a big fatty about now". I thought he was referring to the herb. The mexican alias's were his idea, but I digress. After riding in from I-35 we have a brief encounter (no pun) with Leslie, the thong wearing unofficial mayor of Austin (a misguided attempt to score said herb) Next thing we know we're sitting in the Crossbar hotel trying to google legalzoom on my crackberry...but to set the record straight, we weren't arrested for DUI...nope, it was identity theft. It all worked out though, taking the legal lead, I plea bargained us out by promising we'd both vote a straight Republican ticket in 2012.

A Wild Hog adventure fo sho....:D
 
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