Don't ask/ don't tell....

[Moosie]

Duude! Are you saying that you would run from VN all the way to the Owyhees if some guy came on to you on a flight line in the middle of night instead of ignoring it so you could do you job and keep somebody from killed? Please tell me you wouldn't

Not quiet sure what you are asking me... ?? Maybe you missed my joke ? I look at things in different colors when people talk. (Not rainbow colors either ).

Not many people like to be come on to. "Hit on", or "Picked up" ?!?!?! maybe And, I'm pretty sure gay's know their shit...... Just saying

Stytes, It's a curse. I try not to act on it all the time (Verbally) and my wife has given up and just shakes her head any more..... It's real bad at church. When some one says Behold... and I ask what a B-hole is. YAh, not so appropriate.

 

[idnative1948]

Not quiet sure what you are asking me... ?? Maybe you missed my joke ? I look at things in different colors when people talk. (Not rainbow colors either ).

Not many people like to be come on to. "Hit on", or "Picked up" ?!?!?! maybe And, I'm pretty sure gay's know their shit...... Just saying

Stytes, It's a curse. I try not to act on it all the time (Verbally) and my wife has given up and just shakes her head any more..... It's real bad at church. When some one says Behold... and I ask what a B-hole is. YAh, not so appropriate.

Sorry O. You must have missed my ..ss poor tongue in cheek humor also.

 

[Ben Lamb]

It's a good move.

I just wish all those hetero's would stop shoving their sexuality down everyone else's throat.

 

[fowladdict]

It's a good move.

I just wish all those hetero's would stop shoving their sexuality down everyone else's throat.

Yes they should just shove it up their a$$.

 

[Ben Lamb]

Yes they should just shove it up their a$$.

It's nice to have these serious discussions. It certainly beats the other boards where stuff like this gets pounded on for days, only to be left laying limp on the board, waiting for someone give it the final blow.

 

[Bucnutz.wis]

waiting for someone give it the final blow.

LMAO - Are you referring to our recent turkey calling instructor... ??

 

[Hunt2Live]

Dont Care!!

 

[tarheel]

It's nice to have these serious discussions. It certainly beats the other boards where stuff like this gets pounded on for days, only to be left laying limp on the board, waiting for someone give it the final blow.

There you go Moosie. BL is about to upstage your "in-you-end-oh"!

 

[Moosie]

Haha! I swear, if there was a television show called, meh.... "Gutter wit Challenge" I do not think anyone would ever touch your trophy... NOT your junk... your trophy.

Dude.... After reading some of the last few posts.... I'm pretty sure I'd have a lot of contenders

I'm not smart, but a "bit" witty. I've always wondered if a "stupid" person could be a "smart" a$$. And yet I am.

At work yesterday a gal did a display (We call them Figures) at the office and she said that one of the engineers liked her figure. I was like, "Most guys like your figure". I kept talking like I didn't say anything at all wrong and after a few seconds people started to look up and smile and some giggled and I was like "WHAT ? It's a nice drawing."

The other one on Bridges is putting together "Section" sheets. It's the "sections" of a bridge and I always say "I love "Sex'in" sheets". Don't even get me started on the "Erection sheets" we have to do for the Bridge design...............

There was another person talking about how movies are getting worse and worse. She was gonig on about profanity and graphics and she said "I hate Sex in movies". I agreed with her and said "Yah, I agree, Cuz the people behind me eating popcorn usually spill some on me. But I usually don't mind too much".

I was talking to an older guy the other day and he was talknig about prune juice. I said I dropped Viagra in mine one time accidentally and didn't know if I was coming or going I think the key is to never stop after a punch line and keep rolling in the conversation. I do that at church ALL the time and the guys and gals that look up and smile usually make my day. Others are Oblivious.......

My favorite thing to do is Reapeat EXACTLY what someone says. (Or take a clip out of what they said, then they look at me like I said something dirty then I'm like "I just repeated exactly what you said, whats wrong ?".

Anyways, we're talking about rump bumpers in the millitary here so I got off topic a little.... (Feel free to clip part of that out in a quote

we're talking about rump bumpers in the millitary here so I got off

One last funny thing, My wife and me were arguing last night and I told her we should do the dirty dead to make up for it. She said in a snooty voice "Sex is always your answer", I let her know that "Sex isn't the answer, Sex was the question. YES should be the answer"

 

[noharleyyet]

...guess I'll have to ask Stan what the hell a 'dirty dead' is....it's not one of those Sanchez things is it?

 

[Moosie]

It's the same thing as a Dirty Deed but with an "Accent" so the dummys from Texas can understand.... Ohhh wait, yer from Texas and still didn't get it.

 

[noharleyyet]

.....'dummies' is be correct plural spelling Moosie...but I'm sure you usually read it in the singular form since we're calling names.

 

[Sytes]

You need to join the "Blue Collar tour" or something... Moosie... The prune juice / viagara liner - think my hotel neighbor may complain at my sudden loud laugh... Damn hotels remind me of the younger duplex / apt days - the dorm "haze" days...

 

[Moosie]

.....'dummies' is be correct plural spelling Moosie...

What's "be correct plural" ?

U'd be here all day if'n you was to correct my spelling and grammer........

 

[tarheel]

What's "be correct plural" ?

U'd be here all day if'n you was to correct my spelling and grammer........

Mark Twain once opined that it was a pretty unimaginative person who could only think of one way to spell a word.

 

[Moosie]

Mark Twain once opined that it was a pretty unimaginative person who could only think of one way to spell a word.

EGGzactly !!!!