Dear abby

[noharleyyet]

Dear Abby

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.

All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college and got married he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him.
Good grief woman!
You don't need him anymore!
For God’s sake, you're running for President of the United States!

Act like one.

 

[Dinkshooter]

snicker!

 

[JohnCushman]

Hillary only had one job to do for Bill and she outsourced that to another woman....

 

[RobG]

I can see it now, Hillary one-upping Bill in a grand jury indictment with "That depends what the meaning of the word 'ISIS' is."

 

[noharleyyet]

I can see it now, Hillary one-upping Bill in a grand jury indictment with "That depends what the meaning of the word 'ISIS' is."

 

[7mm08mo]

Funniest thing for me all year so far. Thanks NHY I needed a laugh this morning

 

[HighDesertSage]

Ha! That's great.

 

[ShootsManyBullets]

 

[MTGomer]

Dear Clueless,
I hate to make your day worse, but I see you failed to mention anything about him flying to his pervert billionaire friend's resort in the Carribean and banging underage prostitutes. Denial is no way to live.