Dad Joke thread

[LuketheDog]

The other night I was walking home and ran into the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. They were looking to pick a fight and I didn't expect a good outcome, I was totally outnumbered and the odds were against me...

 

[2rocky]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[kansasdad]

I was going to start my own online bakery, but I kept deleting my cookies!

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[kansasdad]

I for one love Roman numerals!

 

[wistowy]

I for one love Roman numerals!

Doh

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[kansasdad]

 

[kansasdad]

Got a new job at the guillotine factory.

Will beheading there tomorrow.

 

[AvidIndoorsman]

 

[geewhiz]

Bought a sweater the other day. It really annoyed me because it was full of static electricity, so I decided to return it. They gave me another one free of charge.

 

[2rocky]

 

[kansasdad]

Why do bank robbers take baths??






So they can make a clean getaway!

 

[perma]

Cool thread.....needs a groan icon

I agree. In 2023, 2 out of 3 millennials suffer from dad jokes every year.

 

[2rocky]

 

[noharleyyet]

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pun Maestreo

 

[BRI]

I was driving by the jail the other day and saw a dwarf inmate climbing over the fence. I said to my buddy, "Look at that midget climbing over the fence". He said Whoa, that's just a little condescending.

I went to the zoo the other day. They only had a dog. It was a Shitzhu.

 

[kansasdad]

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon??






She will "let it go"!