Can't make this stuff up

[tjones]

http://thedailycricket.net/2008/06/23/bizzare-arrest-on-rt-95/

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

I would have sent for a wrecker to pull that car to the car wash and cleaned them up first. Nobody parties like a Liberal! John

 

[Ben Lamb]

Are we sure this isn't satire? Cause if it's real, then I love Jimmy Chan, owner of Golden Dong China Restaurant

 

[Dinkshooter]

Are we sure this isn't satire? Cause if it's real, then I love Jimmy Chan, owner of Golden Dong China Restaurant

X100!

“He drink all morning,” said Chan. “He get crazy. I tell him no more beer for you and he throw Pu-Pu platter at waitress. He a very bad man. He broke very expensive mirror!”

 

[spook12]

Anyone care to venture a guess of what's in the ''Pu-Pu Platter''?

 

[tjones]

Who would have though a Hyundai Elantra couldn’t handle 800 pounds of women.







Note the satire tag.

 

[noharleyyet]

Sounds like a Hunter S Thompson story.

 

[noharleyyet]

Who would have though a Hyundai Elantra couldn’t handle 800 pounds of women.







Note the satire tag.

...or go 5 miles per hour.

 

[Ben Lamb]

800 pounds of women.

This is my new 10,000 Maniacs cover band name.

 

[mtlion]

If you look under the tags for "filed under" you'll see comedy and satire listed. Sorry guys.