If you make it idiot-proof, someone will make a better idiot.
Indecision may or may not be my problem.
I love animals, they taste really great!
Only quitters go to rehab.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
The sooner I fall behind, the more time I'll have to catch up.
When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
No one pays attention, until you mess up.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Let them that don't want none have memories of not getting any.
Let me tell you about my vow of silence.
Bad cop! No donut!
A day without sunshine is like night.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Conserve water, shower with a friend.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Reality takes it's toll. Please have exact change.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
It's been Monday all week.
Talk is cheap because the supply far exceeds the demand.
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't a lot more people happy?
You! Off my planet!
Jesus is coming. Everyone look busy.
Indecision may or may not be my problem.
I love animals, they taste really great!
Only quitters go to rehab.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
The sooner I fall behind, the more time I'll have to catch up.
When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
No one pays attention, until you mess up.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Let them that don't want none have memories of not getting any.
Let me tell you about my vow of silence.
Bad cop! No donut!
A day without sunshine is like night.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Conserve water, shower with a friend.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Reality takes it's toll. Please have exact change.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
It's been Monday all week.
Talk is cheap because the supply far exceeds the demand.
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't a lot more people happy?
You! Off my planet!
Jesus is coming. Everyone look busy.
