barack hussein obama

[bowhuntinmaniac]

Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he
> looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the
top
> of his head.
>
> In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have
> to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of
his
> problem.
>
> The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After
> an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave
> it toBarack, and told him to drink it all.
>
> Barack drank the concoction and replied, 'That tasted like
> bullshit!'
>
> The doctor replied, 'It was, you were a quart low.'

 

[Tom]

Give him another quart or two, before he goes dry.