A word to the wise is sufficient

[Gellar]

Like this?

Toronto man gets prison for tricking men into anonymous sex through hole in sheet

“It is the violation of personal integrity and the negating of the victims’ right of self-determination that makes these offences serious,” the judge said.

www.google.com

Sad. It’s ironic that the website this is reported on is thestar.com

 

[belshawelk]

Just always remember that hot chick you find used to be someone else’s money pit. Hence why she is looking

 

[Dubz337]

You’re really gonna sit there and tell me that when all the hot 20 yr olds dream of their ideal man, they don’t picture an exact carbon copy of this? Pure fallacy.

 

[Redmt]

I met this really hot little blonde just to find out she was barely 15. I couldn't let it go. I waited 3 years then married her. That was 51 years last October. I'm amazed that she hasn't shot me yet.

 

[Gus Chiggins]

“Doing” the onlyfan would imply you were creating content, kinda like “turning tricks”.

Who knows there might be HT dudes are into some really niche stuff, or who have secret Pinterest accounts with close up photos of:

Well worn hunting boots

Spent rifle brass in odd calibers

Camo origami

Shanked tents

Paper plates next to a camp fire or stove


And short videos of

Riflescopes of various makes being dropped off cliffs and wedged between granite boulders

Cheap rifle stocks being sawzall’d in half

 

[Redmt]

Who knows there might be HT dudes are into some really niche stuff, or who have secret Pinterest accounts with close up photos of:

Well worn hunting boots

Spent rifle brass in odd calibers

Camo origami

Shanked tents

Paper plates next to a camp fire or stove


And short videos of

Riflescopes of various makes being dropped off cliffs and wedged between granite boulders

Cheap rifle stocks being sawzall’d in half

Hunting porn? For shame!!

 

[CRJR45]

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You’re really gonna sit there and tell me that when all the hot 20 yr olds dream of their ideal man, they don’t picture an exact carbon copy of this? Pure fallacy.

The ones with penises , or without ? You really need to be more specific ........

 

[Gus Chiggins]

For all the kids out there, before the internet heres how you did ir, though there were some pitfalls

 

[Dubz337]

The ones with penises , or without ? You really need to be more specific ........

Without.

I won't be making that mistake again.

 

[Boarmaster]

My 78 year old door neighbor , now dead, got scammed about 4 years ago. Someone online posing as a average looking 50 year old woman from Texas. His wife passed about 6 years ago and he pretty much was a home body. Somehow he stumbled onto this person. They worked him for about 3 months online until they asked him to send them money for a airline ticket for her to come and see him. He sent the money. She never showed up always postponing. They then tried to get him to send more money

This a guy who should have known better but just lonely , horny and hopeful.
I told him with 400,000 widows over 65 years old living within 30 miles any direction from him what is the purpose of importing from out of town to start with.

Fortunately it was only a $500-600 hit for him. After he realized he got the shaft he was too embarrassed to try and pursue any thing even if there would have been a way to.

 

[Redmt]

Without.

I won't be making that mistake again.

As long as you're pitching and not catching,,,,,

 

[Lilhowie83]

I went and dug a house foundation for a guy in our county. After talking to him for a while I found out, he recently sold his farm and kept this pivot corner to build his house on. He is building the house for his "Ukrainian Girlfriend" to come move in with him. He has been sending her money for over a year and is now building this house for her. This guy is 71 and is going to end up losing everything.

 

[Pucky Freak]

If my wife suspected I was doing the onlyfan or whatever else, I would get the Lorena treatment. mtmuley

My daughter accidentally packed her friend’s older sister’s adult-size shirt in her backpack after sleeping over at their house. Once back at home and unpacking, my daughter thought it was my wife’s shirt, and put it in my wife’s dirty laundry hamper.

A week later my wife found it when folding clean laundry. I learned that some women’s first thoughts are neither leaving their husband nor killing them. That I survived intact for another week until we connected all the dots is some kind of miracle.

 

[Nick87]

I went and dug a house foundation for a guy in our county. After talking to him for a while I found out, he recently sold his farm and kept this pivot corner to build his house on. He is building the house for his "Ukrainian Girlfriend" to come move in with him. He has been sending her money for over a year and is now building this house for her. This guy is 71 and is going to end up losing everything.

My grandpa is getting up there. He used to run around on Grandma back in the day a lot. I don't really think much of him tbh. If it weren't for grandma he probably wouldn't have a pot to piss in. If she goes first I'll bet money the farm (my grandma's) and everything else will be gone due to something very similar. I can totally see it.

 

[Lilhowie83]

My grandpa is getting up there. He used to run around on Grandma back in the day a lot. I don't really think much of him tbh. If it weren't for grandma he probably wouldn't have a pot to piss in. If she goes first I'll bet money the farm (my grandma's) and everything else will be gone due to something very similar. I can totally see it.

That's sad to watch.

 

[Nick87]

That's sad to watch.

Yup.

 

[RobG]

Oof. That’s rough.

My second most strongly held belief is that the average person is much dumber than any of us realize.

As Ben Lamb says, nothing makes a man dumber than women, money, or elk.

 

[noharleyyet]

A huge tell is a friend request with a semi provocative or demure pose pic...mostly from another country but always from another city/state.

 

[noharleyyet]

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[Redmt]

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Where did you get the picture of my girlfriend? It was supposed to be a secret.