A little humour for your day

[elkduds]

SMH. Never thought we would need an award for posts that waste our time. Raspberries. Waiting for something salacious and we end up with Mr. Fixt.

I took it to be a comment on the immediate priorities of musicians, compared to the rest of us.

 

[Rack Daniels]

My old man sent me this lol

 

[noharleyyet]

@Tradewind

 

[Dave N]

 

[Dave N]

 

[Dave N]

My daughter told me she didn't want to eat a pork tongue because it came out of a pig's mouth...

So I gave her an egg.

 

[Dave N]

If you see a toilet in your dreams, don't use it.

 

[Dave N]

Me: People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Therapist: It's called
Arson and those People are called Witnesses.

 

[Dave N]

I once dated a girl who had a twin, and people always asked how I could tell them apart. Easy - Alison painted her nails red…and Bob had a beard.