A little humour for your day

[Dave N]

 

[Dave N]

 

[Dave N]

My daughter told me she didn't want to eat a pork tongue because it came out of a pig's mouth...

So I gave her an egg.

 

[Dave N]

If you see a toilet in your dreams, don't use it.

 

[Dave N]

Me: People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Therapist: It's called
Arson and those People are called Witnesses.

 

[Dave N]

I once dated a girl who had a twin, and people always asked how I could tell them apart. Easy - Alison painted her nails red…and Bob had a beard.

 

[Nick87]

On a roll today Dave.

 

[Dave N]

On a roll today Dave.

Bored

 

[INMT]

I saw a one legged man at the ATM today.

He was checking his balance.

 

[Wildabeest]

@Dave N - When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the other people in the car he was driving.

 

[BAKPAKR]

I saw a one legged man at the ATM today.

He was checking his balance.

Did I click on the Dad Joke thread by mistake?

 

[Gerald Martin]

I saw a one legged man at the ATM today.

He was checking his balance.

Naw. He was getting money for his date with a one legged girl named Eileen.

 

[Tradewind]

@Tradewind
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[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

Who did this...

 

[Tradewind]

Who did this...
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[noharleyyet]

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Ah, grasshopper is attentive...

 

[CRJR45]

 

[Tradewind]

Ah, grasshopper is attentive...

 

[noharleyyet]