noharleyyet
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A little humour for your day
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Southern Elk
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Didn’t know you were into that kind of music.
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seeth07
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Jesus, Moses and an old man were golfing.
Moses goes to the tee box, hits a horrible shot headed toward the pond. Moses runs quick and before the ball lands into the pond, parts the water, ball hits the bottom and bounces up onto the green.
Jesus says nice shot Moses.
Jesus goes to the tee box, hits a horrible shot and it too towards the pond. The ball sits on the water. Jesus walks across the water to his ball and hits a chip shot right up onto the green.
Moses says nice shot Jesus.
The old man watching and taking this all in goes to the tee box. Hits the worst shot of them all, it goes not even 40 yards. Before it comes to a stop, a huge wind Gust blows and sends it rolling 100 yards down and into the pond. Then shortly after rolling in, a carp is seen jumping out of the water and spitting the ball up into the air. A sparrow flying by catches the ball on its back and drops the ball onto the green. A squirrel comes running across the green, passes Moses's add Jesus's ball and nudges the old man's ball into the cup.
Jesus turns to the old man and says "nice shot dad but don't you think you could give us a chance one of these holes?"
Moses goes to the tee box, hits a horrible shot headed toward the pond. Moses runs quick and before the ball lands into the pond, parts the water, ball hits the bottom and bounces up onto the green.
Jesus says nice shot Moses.
Jesus goes to the tee box, hits a horrible shot and it too towards the pond. The ball sits on the water. Jesus walks across the water to his ball and hits a chip shot right up onto the green.
Moses says nice shot Jesus.
The old man watching and taking this all in goes to the tee box. Hits the worst shot of them all, it goes not even 40 yards. Before it comes to a stop, a huge wind Gust blows and sends it rolling 100 yards down and into the pond. Then shortly after rolling in, a carp is seen jumping out of the water and spitting the ball up into the air. A sparrow flying by catches the ball on its back and drops the ball onto the green. A squirrel comes running across the green, passes Moses's add Jesus's ball and nudges the old man's ball into the cup.
Jesus turns to the old man and says "nice shot dad but don't you think you could give us a chance one of these holes?"
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might be a repeat
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Booo! Too Soon!
If you don't know what this picture is, you're too young or too old or your parents should be ashamed
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What no headlight button on the floor?
Hem
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" Screwing the pooch and selling the puppies " becomes a harsh reality.
Nick87
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What in the .....
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CRJR45
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An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin-engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees.
The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communication was on a cellular phone. He yelled, “Mayday Mayday Mayday! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday Mayday Mayday!"
The employee in the tower immediately put him on speaker phone and said, "Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down after a few questions. The first thing is not to panic. Remain calm!"
He began his series of questions:
Tower: "How do you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet?"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the altimeter dial in front of me."
Tower: "Okay, that's good, remain calm. How do you know you're traveling at 180 mph?"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the airspeed dial in front of me."
Tower: "Okay, this is great so far, but it's heavily overcast. So how do you know you're flying upside down?"
Aircraft: "The pee from my pants is running out of my shirt collar."
The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communication was on a cellular phone. He yelled, “Mayday Mayday Mayday! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday Mayday Mayday!"
The employee in the tower immediately put him on speaker phone and said, "Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down after a few questions. The first thing is not to panic. Remain calm!"
He began his series of questions:
Tower: "How do you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet?"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the altimeter dial in front of me."
Tower: "Okay, that's good, remain calm. How do you know you're traveling at 180 mph?"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the airspeed dial in front of me."
Tower: "Okay, this is great so far, but it's heavily overcast. So how do you know you're flying upside down?"
Aircraft: "The pee from my pants is running out of my shirt collar."
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