Nick87
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Nobody said you have to give her the ring....
A little humour for your day
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BigHornRam
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I don't want a fin ring, just a shotgun.
BigHornRam
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An American guy is in England and gets on a train. All the seats are taken , and he comes upon a lady with her dog in the seat next to her.
American says "excuse me ma'am. There are no seats available. Can you move your dog so I can sit down?
The lady says "Priscilla was here first, and it is here she shall remain."
So the American goes down the aisle and back, still not finding an open seat. When he comes back again to the lady with the dog, he politely asks, "excuse me ma'am. There are no seats available. Can you move your dog so I can sit down?
The lady responds "Priscilla was here first, and it is here she shall remain."
So the American picks up the dog, throws it out the window, and sits down.
An English guy a couple seats down, looks up from his newspaper and says "You must be American"
The American guy says "yes I am."
English guy says " I could tell. You Americans do everything wrong. You drive on the wrong side of the road, your cars have the steering wheel on the wrong side, and you just threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
American says "excuse me ma'am. There are no seats available. Can you move your dog so I can sit down?
The lady says "Priscilla was here first, and it is here she shall remain."
So the American goes down the aisle and back, still not finding an open seat. When he comes back again to the lady with the dog, he politely asks, "excuse me ma'am. There are no seats available. Can you move your dog so I can sit down?
The lady responds "Priscilla was here first, and it is here she shall remain."
So the American picks up the dog, throws it out the window, and sits down.
An English guy a couple seats down, looks up from his newspaper and says "You must be American"
The American guy says "yes I am."
English guy says " I could tell. You Americans do everything wrong. You drive on the wrong side of the road, your cars have the steering wheel on the wrong side, and you just threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
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noharleyyet
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If he's on HT during work hours, absolutely.
CRJR45
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CRJR45
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He TOTALLY punked that interviewer. By the half way point the interviewer couldn't even look up from the ground.
No luck, by the look of him he’s on Rokslide and hunts with a 300 win mag…
noharleyyet
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Might be the most pedestrian 'activist portraying a journalist' I've watched.
Carl 9.3x62
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Found this on the Ace Hardware website. Not sure who writes the product descriptions...
