A little humour for your day

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Old couple from Illinois are driving up 39 on their way to their cabin when they get pulled over.

The old man explains frustrated to his wife "We're getting pulled over"

She is hard on hearing and replies "huh?" to which the man repeats himself and says it again louder.

The officer pulls up and asks for his license and the wife again goes "huh?" to which the old man yells loudly "he wants to see my license".

The officer says "I see you are from Illinois, I dated a girl from down that way once - worse pus*y I've ever had".

The old lady again says "huh?"

Old man yells to her "I think this officer knows you"
 

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