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Canadian Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster, speaking in Ontario, says: "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto."
"I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant, regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus, the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."
"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, The Turban Cowboy, and the other, a topless bar, would be called You Mecca Me Hot."
"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called Iraq of Ribs."
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods, and on the other side, a liquor store called Morehammered."
All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.
Yes, we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on.
And if you are not laughing or at least, smiling at this point, it is either past your bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed.
"I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant, regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus, the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."
"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, The Turban Cowboy, and the other, a topless bar, would be called You Mecca Me Hot."
"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called Iraq of Ribs."
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods, and on the other side, a liquor store called Morehammered."
All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.
Yes, we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on.
And if you are not laughing or at least, smiling at this point, it is either past your bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed.
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313K views · 19K reactions | 6.5 needmoor? Or Bleedmoor? | Shedcrazy
6.5 needmoor? Or Bleedmoor?.
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Take my money...
seeth07
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Makes sense that you would need to buy it as I've heard people in Texas are terrified of the snow and do crazy stuff when it snows down there
44hunter45
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Like this guy? Texas plates and a Tacoma driver. It was inevitable.Makes sense that you would need to buy it as I've heard people in Texas are terrified of the snow and do crazy stuff when it snows down there
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Clearly the shooting window in the bathroom of a Texas box blind.
noharleyyet
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….full of loose change.
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My aunt did that to me when I was about 5. I sank all the way to the bottom of the deep end. My incredibly beautiful older cousin dove in and rescued me. That cemented my taste in women from that time forward. They say most guys model their ideal woman on their mom. Not me.
She was Miss San Diego around 1972. 5'9". PSA was a thriving airline in 1979 (mag cover below). Natural beauty. She still flies for Delta!
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