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A dentist loaned me a trap for Cecil

It's the kind of trap that a child would use.

Be a man, use something with jaws and a name like "The eviscerator"

This is a feral cat, nothing is too inhumane for them.
It's after it's caught that could make one famous. Or the door could be rigged with tannerite... :D
 
I might have to borrow the trap as thumper the "adorable little rabbit" just girdled my wife's flowering plum tree. The only thing keeping them under control is a black cat. If that cat starts walking with a limp...
 
Pretty ladies make you do crazy things like have nice flower pots, clean houses, flowers on your checkbook checks and occasionally drive a mini van.
I don't think Greenie has stooped to the mini van yet �� although that would be a great cover at the trailhead.

I think he cooks cupcakes for a living. Jesus is even starting to look at him sideways.
 
You guys are putting way too much thought into knee-jerk reactions.

Simple, bloody and quick.
 
How much tannerite do you need the cat to ingest to make it go boom when it gets the boot?
 
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This is the problem with mobs today. Everybody overthinks everything.

In my day, we just burned everything at the stake and called it good.

Kids these days.
 
This is a worthless mob. You've wandered all over the place and not one fire has been set.

I'm never storming Dr. Frankenstein's castle with you dillholes.
 
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