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a blonde joke

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>> This Blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
>> these Blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as
>> stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
>> smart.
>> While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
>> paint a couple of rooms in the house.
>> The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she
>> gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at
>> 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
>> room
>> and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He
>> notices that she is wearing a parka and a leather jacket at the same
>> time.
>> He goes over and asks her if she is OK.She replies yes.
>> He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to
>> prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do
>> it by painting the house.
>> He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.
>> She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
>> said?
>>
>> You'll love this.......
>>
>>
>> FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"
>>
 
Same Blonde??

A redhead goes into the doctor's office complaining of a complete body infection.

"Doctor, it hurts everywhere I touch my body. I touch my leg it hurts. I touch my stomach it hurts. I touch my head, it hurts. I hurt everywhere."

The doctor looks at her and says, "You're not really a redhead are you?"...

"No" she responds, "I'm really a blonde"..

"That's what I thought" says the doctor. "Your finger is broken".

:cool:
 
... the mating call of the drunken brunette?

"Damn, I wish that blonde would get out of here."
 
A blonde was reading the newspaper and the headline blared,
"12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."
She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked,
"how many is a Brazilian?"
 
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young, blonde nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the blonde nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, the blonde overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
 
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