Moosie,
The story is just as funny now as it was the next day! The cop did not think so
I was fortunate to have about 7 G in my wallet, so I made bail and told the good members of Denver law enforcement I was headed hunting a day late! So I paid $490 bail and was let free!
After walking out of lock up, I read the back that stated "I was not to leave the State"
Anyway that ended up well,
I wrote my own plee on the MS word program. For the charges.
1 account of assault (On the Homo)
1 Account of assault on an officer
1 account of resisting arrest
1 account of PI
1 account of disorderly conduct
It came out rather well as I pled "Nolo Condenta" (No contest)
in the end,
1 account of assault (On the Homo)DROPPED, he never met court date)
1 Account of assault on an officer (The Cop felt bad about kicking the crap out of a brother mason and dropped it)
1 account of resisting arrest (The same cop dropped it)
1 account of PI(no proof that I was intoxicated and no test taken to prove other wise.)
1 account of disorderly conduct Cost me $35
So after court costs, and the actual fine of $35, I got a check for $425!
So all in all $45 bucks, a broken had and nights lodging was worth knocking out 3 of that homo's fromt teeth!
It was fun, the outfitter was not that mad about me being late after hearing the story.
You actually saw the swollen face, hands and paper work from the court, so That is as good as your "proof of sex pictures"
Thanks again for the laugh
Thumper