Dinkshooter
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Warning do not click if you offended easily. Profanity laced. I can't stop laughing.
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84
Who here is this?
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Dinkshooter
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Ah man a portion of the next one!!!!!
Hey man, I'm not one to judge you. I understand that accidents happen. Maybe she didn't tell you when to stop choking her, or maybe you didn't realize that roofie you slipped in her Cosmo was actually cyanide. Either way, a dead hooker isn't the end of the world. Hookers die all the time; it comes with their line of work. The important thing is to stay calm and make sure that you clean everything up.
You have a good cover story with the security deposit. You are smart to get rid of the old blood-stained carpet, but you still will need my cleaning supplies. A small blood stain on the top of the rug is usually a much larger stain underneath the rug, and you can't simply put a new rug on top of it. With my dead hooker cleanup package, it comes with everything you need to clean up the "accident" and make it look like it never happened. The entire package, including the rug, will only cost you $100.
You should act soon before it is too late!
Hey man, I'm not one to judge you. I understand that accidents happen. Maybe she didn't tell you when to stop choking her, or maybe you didn't realize that roofie you slipped in her Cosmo was actually cyanide. Either way, a dead hooker isn't the end of the world. Hookers die all the time; it comes with their line of work. The important thing is to stay calm and make sure that you clean everything up.
You have a good cover story with the security deposit. You are smart to get rid of the old blood-stained carpet, but you still will need my cleaning supplies. A small blood stain on the top of the rug is usually a much larger stain underneath the rug, and you can't simply put a new rug on top of it. With my dead hooker cleanup package, it comes with everything you need to clean up the "accident" and make it look like it never happened. The entire package, including the rug, will only cost you $100.
You should act soon before it is too late!
noharleyyet
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...should be mandatory for politicians. The best advice dead Ted ever gave was never get caught with a dead hooker or a live boy.
Dinkshooter
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I had to leave the office when I read the crib want add, a few down the road.
noharleyyet
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*Insert dink's obscenity disclaimer here*
http://textsfromlastnight.com/
This is how your post adolescent children communicate. I call it random hilarity.
http://textsfromlastnight.com/
This is how your post adolescent children communicate. I call it random hilarity.
Dinkshooter
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noharleyyet
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I'm from Texas...not Idaho.
...nor Montana.
...nor Montana.
Goldtip
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Good lord those are funny, thanks for posting the link.
noharleyyet
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..words to live by.
..words to live by.
Moosie
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Devil Diver Down
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"C'mon, it isn't like I'm eating the animals after I kill them. I just kill them because I hate deer... They are worse than old people."
Absolute classic.
I don't know about Montana, Wyoming, Idaho & Colorado but here in AZ a lot of people react like the real vegan when I tell them I hunt. It's not like I'm coming after them.
We'll see how the economy goes, I guess, before I decide whether that's a guideline or a rule.
Absolute classic.
I don't know about Montana, Wyoming, Idaho & Colorado but here in AZ a lot of people react like the real vegan when I tell them I hunt. It's not like I'm coming after them.
We'll see how the economy goes, I guess, before I decide whether that's a guideline or a rule.
