War on Drugs

[Bowhuntrben]

When will Trump take the war on drugs seriously? We have dealers all over the country hiding in plain sight. They con me and/or my loved ones into buying their product every year. Be aware, they use well devised techniques in selling their product. Things like saying, "You know you can get 3 boxes with that, right?" when you hand them a $20 and only want one box. They may look cute and innocent, but they are dangerous. Be aware and be safe out there.



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[Sheltowee]

Related:

https://twitter.com/x/status/2029204859019313342

 

[thomas89]

When will Trump take the war on drugs seriously? We have dealers all over the country hiding in plain sight. They con me and/or my loved ones into buying their product every year. Be aware, they use well devised techniques in selling their product. Things like saying, "You know you can get 3 boxes with that, right?" when you hand them a $20 and only want one box. They may look cute and innocent, but they are dangerous. Be aware and be safe out there.

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This guy's hit rock effin bottom to be eating those garbage cookies.

While I was deployed somehow we amassed an entire cabinet of girl scout cookies. Even in a war zone these garbage shortbread were the only ones left that no one wanted. And you purchase them willingly.

This is an intervention.

 

[WapitiBob]

If anybody needed a visual of inflation and purchasing power, look at Girl Scout cookies over the last 50 years.

 

[WildWill]

This guy's hit rock effin bottom to be eating those garbage cookies.

While I was deployed somehow we amassed an entire cabinet of girl scout cookies. Even in a war zone these garbage shortbread were the only ones left that no one wanted. And you purchase them willingly.

This is an intervention.

Preach brother! Samoan's and tagalongs in my pantry right now. The kids grabbed a new one this year think it was smores flavor or something but unfortunately none where left for dad.

 

[rogerthat]

Samoans are my hook. No active dealers in my area unfortunately that I am acquainted with.

 

[Laszlo Cravensworth]

When I was at community college my lab partner was the local troop mom. She had me slinging cookies out of the back of my car behind the science building for cases of last years product.

I would have been the #1 seller if all those dollars didn't go to her daughter.

Never touch the stuff these days.

 

[noharleyyet]

Samoans are my hook. No active dealers in my area unfortunately that I am acquainted with.

Relapse imminent...

 

[elkduds]

Had my annual infusion of Samoans, good until '27.

 

[brymoore]

I haven’t had a Girl Scout cookie in a few years. Wife and I stopped at the grocery store for a few items last week. Girl Scout table at the door. On the way out we bought a box of Samoas and PB Patties. They were out of Thin Mints.

We opened the Samosas for the drive home. My Girl Scout alumni wife said on first taste the cookie wasn’t the better tasting ones from Little Brownie Bakers. She made me read the box to confirm the baker.

Cookies were gone quickly anyways.

 

[Dave N]

How many in a box now? 8?

 

[Gerald Martin]

We better not being seeing footage of drone strikes on those dealers online….

 

[Exhausted]

We better not being seeing footage of drone strikes on those dealers online….

A drone strike on a cookie dealer is when you stop to look at the table, fart, and then walk away without buying anything.

 

[noharleyyet]

A drone strike on a cookie dealer is when you stop to look at the table, fart, and then walk away without buying anything.

..stone cold killer

 

[thebestusernamesaretaken]

When will Trump take the war on drugs seriously? We have dealers all over the country hiding in plain sight. They con me and/or my loved ones into buying their product every year. Be aware, they use well devised techniques in selling their product. Things like saying, "You know you can get 3 boxes with that, right?" when you hand them a $20 and only want one box. They may look cute and innocent, but they are dangerous. Be aware and be safe out there.

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I bought a whole case of those thin mints because a little 3.5 ft cookie tycoon charmed me while I was going into a bagel shop

 

[recon6036]

Try eating just one at a time…..not a chance!

 

[It’s Bucky]

Samoans are my hook. No active dealers in my area unfortunately that I am acquainted with.

They changed the name on those to something more PC the last few years, get with the times

 

[kwyeewyk]

Girl Scouts unimpressed after troop teams up with cannabis dispensary

Girl Scout cookie season runs from January through April

www.the-independent.com

 

[INMT]

About a decade ago my wife and I were outside doing yard work in the spring. A car stops at the end of our driveway, which was a little over 300’ to the house, and a little girl gets out and walks up it.

She tries selling us Girl Scout cookies and I cut her off and say, “sorry kid we’re strapped.” She walk back to the car dejected. My wife still quotes that and laughs hysterically to this day.

I’m not even sure where it came from.

 

[elkduds]

A drone strike on a cookie dealer is when you stop to look at the table, fart, and then walk away without buying anything.

That's biological warfare, gas attack.