> >
> >
> >
> > 1. I'll swallow it all, I love the taste.
> > 2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
> > 3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pu##y!
> > 4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
> > 5. That was a great fart! Do another one.
> > 6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the
> > house.
> > 7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
> > 8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you
> > than go shopping.
> > 9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
> > 10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
> > 11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out
> > women's asses.
> > 12. I'll be out painting the house.
> > 13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays. I just wish
> > you had time to play on Saturday, too!
> > 14. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing
> > again. Come see!
> > 15. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you
> > please try again?
> > 16. No, no....I'll take the car to have the oil
> > changed.
> > 17. Your mother is way better than mine.
> > 18. Do me a favor. Forget the stupid Valentine's Day
> > thing and go buy new clubs.
> > 19. I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year.
> > You go hunting with the guys....it's a great stress
> > reliever.
> > 20. Oh come on....what do you say we get a good porno move,
> > a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over
> > for a threesome?
> > 21. Oh come on! Not the damned mall again. Let's go to
> > that new strip club!
> > 22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why
> > don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7
> > or 8?
> > 23. You need your sleep ya big silly. Now stop getting up
> > for the night feedings.
> > 24. God, if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear
> > I'm gonna bust!
> > 25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind
> > my head just for you!
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