duckhunt
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Ive worked hogs and dairy cows. Some of the language that has came out of my mouth is definetly a sin.
Ultimate Marriage Test
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Before we got married I quit my job in SC, sold my 2500 Sq ft house w 2 car garage that I'd just finished having built, and moved into a 500 square ft studio apt in downtown Portland OR...because that's where she moved for residency.
Must have been a good test bc it'll be 13 years of marriage in Sept.
Must have been a good test bc it'll be 13 years of marriage in Sept.
kwyeewyk
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That's a good one I didn't think of, learned that one is not even worth asking after a couple goes of torturing her. My daughter is getting pretty good at helping with them though. They know when I'm gone too and decide it's time to test the fencing, never fails work or hunting trip I get the "I'm not a f#$%n pig farmer!" text.
JEL
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Taking my wife out to the farm which is 60 miles from the nearest town that has a grocery store never ends well. Thankfully we both are ok with stretch’s apart and I highly recommend it!
JEL
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My wife likes to hold the phone and repeat the directions it just told me.The absolutely hilarious thing about this is that I just got done driving across the urban wastelands of western Washington and Oregon with my better half as a navigator. There were a couple instances resulting in us not speaking to one another for an hour or so…
Exactly the same here. There was more than a few good reasons to go to church after milking and chores on Sunday mornings.
rtraverdavis
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Absolutely.
Just like when your wife is really looking forward to going as Frida Kahlo and and you going as Diego Rivera to her coworker’s Halloween party, but you know in your heart that matching Halloween costumes are for suckers, so you shave off your beard (the one your wife has never seen you without in over 10 years of marriage) put on some makeup and a dress, and come out of the bathroom as “Mrs. Krinklesworth, The Substitute Teacher.” And for some reason she’s not cool with it.
Everyone can relate to that.
Potsie
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We did matching Halloween costumes once. She was Tapatio, and I was Siracha.
Mal got the same look.
Apparently it’s inappropriate to tell everybody at the church youth group Halloween Party that you are dressed as “spicy
sauce.”It’s a miracle she puts up with me.
Nick87
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You are one ugly broad...
Mallardsx2
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Planting flowers.
Planting food plots. Apparently she knows waaaaay more than me in that category.
Casually, Invite your friends to go on her elk trip. You know, your mouthy buddy who you have put up with since childhood because that’s just how he is, but, she just met him and hates him, because, he’s literally just like you and she can’t handle double trouble. Lol
Planting food plots. Apparently she knows waaaaay more than me in that category.
Casually, Invite your friends to go on her elk trip. You know, your mouthy buddy who you have put up with since childhood because that’s just how he is, but, she just met him and hates him, because, he’s literally just like you and she can’t handle double trouble. Lol
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520 Road Sow
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Will you please delete my number after that....
rtraverdavis
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Want to FaceTime again tonight?
FreezerHunter
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Moving. Hands down. Should be a prerequisite for a marriage license.
520 Road Sow
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Samsung or iPhoneWant to FaceTime again tonight?
Nick87
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Finally hit me, the movie tango and cash when Kurt Russell disguises himself as a woman, yup that's it.
44hunter45
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She tolerates me catching up on the HT Podcast backlog on trips.
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rtraverdavis
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Cmon. You know.
Potsie
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That ain’t no lie.
antlerradar
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I can spend ten minutes trying to point out an animal on an open hill side and my wife will never see them. Garage sale sign, she will spot them five blocks down a side street.
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