Ultimate Marriage Test

[Hem]

Next time your wife is mad at you,grab a towel and hold it up to her back like its a cape...then ask her " Are you Super Mad?"

Better be prepared to duck.

 

[Jbotto]

Next time your wife is mad at you,grab a towel and hold it up to her back like its a cape...then ask her " Are you Super Mad?"

Better be prepared to duck.

Yeah no thanks. I choose life!

 

[WoodMoose]

Garage Sales

a man's man if you can put up with that,,,

or you have the patience of Job,,,

or you get special treats/favors in between locations???

 

[noharleyyet]

The wife and I can go a 6 hour road trip and not say more than 12 words between us the whole trip.

Audible is awesome marriage counsel.

 

[madtom]

We’ve had some pretty heated discussions over stuff that ends up in the garage instead of going directly to Goodwill.

Wife has the snowballing pile of items in the garage that are “going to goodwill.”

I think she expects them to walk there on their own….? I usually cave and take them there after about a year.

 

[Derek44]

I would've told her to just wait in the car.....

I think I woulda been the one in the car, fresh beer in hand, and attempted to enjoy the show.

 

[EYJONAS!]

a man's man if you can put up with that,,,

or you have the patience of Job,,,

or you get special treats/favors in between locations???

 

[antlerradar]

Sh** our wives do

Ultimate marriage test

"If" the saying "like father, like son" is true, Hunt Talk may not be my best place to look for a husband

Unless, any of you have sons that likes, Rodeos, Ranching, Hunting and music that s not 50 years old

I have read enough of your posts to know that I would be thrilled if some day my son showed up with someone like you.

 

[Stocker]

Working cattle together……… I’ve said the most horrible things in the world working cattle, and apparently treating your wife like a hired hand isn’t something they enjoy.

My wife was looking to book a place to stay out west one time, it was a little B&B, nice place. When we got there the gal says you guys are gonna have so much fun! The neighbors are branding cattle and you can join in if you like. My wife said “absolutely not”.

The poor woman thought she was gonna give us a nice life experience, she had no idea my wife had wanted to beat me with a cattle stick every time we’ve worked cattle together.

 

[Nick87]

Working cattle together……… I’ve said the most horrible things in the world working cattle,

Had the wife help me load hogs once....nuff said.

 

[Jbotto]

Had the wife help me load hogs once....nuff said.

I wouldn’t wish loading hogs on anyone. I happily eat pork and remember the days of growing up with those things now.

 

[antlerradar]

Working cattle together……… I’ve said the most horrible things in the world working cattle, and apparently treating your wife like a hired hand isn’t something they enjoy.

My wife was looking to book a place to stay out west one time, it was a little B&B, nice place. When we got there the gal says you guys are gonna have so much fun! The neighbors are branding cattle and you can join in if you like. My wife said “absolutely not”.

The poor woman thought she was gonna give us a nice life experience, she had no idea my wife had wanted to beat me with a cattle stick every time we’ve worked cattle together.

My wife calls the cows things like pretty girl and missy moo. I have other names that I can not repeat.

 

[Hem]

My choice of whiskey. But let's be honest, judgement gets blurry.

 

[BigHornRam]

In all fairness, I have to say, in the early years before cameras I did manage to back over my wife's car with a pick-up, but I did that all on my own...

Been there, done that.

 

[Nick87]

My wife calls the cows things like pretty girl and missy moo. I have other names that I can not repeat.

Usually names that your spuddering out that you've just made up.

 

[noharleyyet]

I'd like to think I've learn't from my mistakes, but my wife still tries her darn'dest to pick out my parking spots. One of these times I'm gonna let a 'yes dear' slip...

 

[appaloosa]

Teaching my wife to ski nearly ended my marriage. Followed that up with trying to teach her to row a drift boat. After building our house together, I am now convinced that nothing could ever possibly come close.

 

[Deleted member 20812]

Teaching one to mountain bike ranks up there with skiing.

 

[duckhunt]

Judging from the replies, you gentlemen are lucky to not know what “Buy Nothing Facebook” is. (it’s where other people in your neighborhood post free stuff over Facebook, they put it on their porch and then you go pick it up.) My wife will drive around, with me in the car of course, for 45 minutes to pick up seven dollars worth of junk. It’s a level of hell not yet defined.

30 dollars worth of gas for 7 dollars of used crap. LOL im so glad my wife has not found that on FB.

 

[EYJONAS!]

My choice of whiskey. But let's be honest, judgement gets blurry.

Shit sells like hotcakes when the Jack and Jonas come out though......