Trek 100 motivator.... will it work??

[schmalts]

So Saturday is the big day. I raised almost 700$ in pledges for the trek 100 bike ride for childhood cancer. Problem is, I promised my fat buddy (Marty) I would ride with him again this year. This guy has not done jack squat for training and it will be painful to ride that slow with him so I made up this little Marty motivator, I named the Martivator. I don't know how well he will take it, but I bet it will bring a few laughs. Think it will work?? Who can resist Twinkeys??

 

[smalls]

Add a Caprisun to wash down the creme-filled snacks and I think Marty's gonna look like Lance chasing down the guy with the yellow jersey.

 

[Nut]

6 pack of beer maybe?

 

[Moosie]

DOOOOOOD.... I was gonig to put something liek that on my bike but hang it out in front of me.... Sucks your race is before mine

Good luck amigo

 

[elk_hunter]

LMAO; nice...that's hilarious!

 

[1_pointer]

That's funny! I see you ante'd up for a road bike, good move...

 

[Whiskers]

Wow, with motivation like that I am gonna buy a bike, well maybe the twinkie first then the bike.

 

[Nut]

We need results and pics

 

[schmalts]

Here was My motivator.....

 

[schmalts]

http://home.wi.rr.com/schmalts/index.html/bike%20chick.wmv
Bike chick video.
Yea I am not right... Everyone huffing and puffing away and I got the video camera out. This chick was friendly and I started talking with her. She was training for the ironman gig. She also cost me 20 miles extra as I missed the turn for the 100k and ended up doing almost 10 miles off the wrong circuit (100 mi) So what, I did about 130K that day. Nut, More pics and video to come. Yea I finished and felt great. Great day, great ride. Weather got real ugly after the ride though.

 

[schmalts]

Here is the man, Lance himself at the start line speech about the cause. And some hottie local TV news chick

 

[schmalts]

two of the rest stops. great food and energy snacks and power drinks

 

[noharleyyet]

The tall blonde hottie has some damn nice bike shorts.

 

[TLC]

Schmalts, congrats on the ride.

but what kind of women you got there in packer land? the blonde has more nipple on her ass than on her chest. just an observation.

 

[1_pointer]

Congrats! I may need to give the MS 150 (multiple sclerosis) ride a try again this year. I just hate have to 'beg' for donations...

It's surprising how well that motivation works!

 

[IdahoBugler]

Congrats Schmalts.

 

[JB]

careful schmalts....a lot of simple bastards like this out on the roads.

 

[schmalts]

Schmalts, congrats on the ride.

but what kind of women you got there in packer land? the blonde has more nipple on her ass than on her chest. just an observation.

Nipple? you must either mean the padding on those stupid biking short or just the fat. We have fat chicks mostly

 

[schmalts]

here is a short video of some of the day ( first 10 seconds blank for some reason)and a picture of me drinking our state's official sport drink.... Beer There was a total of 2800 riders this year. I want to thank everyone who made a donation to the Childhood cancer fund.
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http://s283.photobucket.com/albums/kk313/schmalts/?action=view&current=Untitled.flv

 

[1_pointer]

Nice Enrique Iglesias sunglasses...