the truth

[skeet20]

Confucius Say
It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
but don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Say
A kiss is just shopping upstairs
for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius Say
It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.

Confucius Say
Man with a broken condom
is called a Daddy

Confucius Say
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,
doesn’t know if he's coming or going.

Confucius Say
A drunken man's words
are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius Say
Marriage is like a bank account.
You put it in, you take it out,
and you lose interest.

Confucius Say
Viagra is like Disneyland ...
a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Confucius Say
It is much better to want the mate you do not have
than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say
A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don't get it.


KEEP SMILING

 

[Colberjs]

Confucius say
He who goes to bed with itchy bottom
Wake up with smelly finger