guppie9
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A woman goes into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist that she needs some cyanide. When he asks her why she would need cyanide, she tells him that she is going to poison her husband. The flabbergasted pharmacist tells her that there is no way he could give her cyanide to poison her husband. It is against the law and they both would go to prison. The woman than reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looks at the woman and says, "Why didn't you tell me you had a prescription?"
