The Big Snip - How bad is it?

I’m scheduled for the big snip snap next Tuesday, for yall that have had it done, how bad is the recovery time? Anything to make sure I do/don’t do?
Best thing I ever did. My wife is a Nurse Practitioner who sometimes shared her office with the hospital urologist that performed mine. We all joked throughout the brief procedure. All (including recovery) at most mildly discomforting. Took it easy for a day, no worries.
 
Made a deal with my wife that I'd get one at 37.... I'm only 36 for another 6 months!
 
51 yrs old, wife convinces ME to get the snip. Says we'll have more sex.......
I go to consultation and schedule appt.
Appt day, doc comes in the room, asks me my name, and even though we already did the consult, asks again why I am having the procedure. I tell him I'm 51, have 2 kids and not gonna have anymore. Oh, and my wife says we'll have more sex. He dryly says, Yea, thats what mine said as well....... I just laughed!
Given how things turned out with my wife, now ex, should have gotten up and walked out.
Make sure your in it for the duration, as nothing like taking away all the male of our species is created for to find you won't have more sex, and its not gonna last that long anyway.
 
51 yrs old, wife convinces ME to get the snip. Says we'll have more sex.......
I go to consultation and schedule appt.
Appt day, doc comes in the room, asks me my name, and even though we already did the consult, asks again why I am having the procedure. I tell him I'm 51, have 2 kids and not gonna have anymore. Oh, and my wife says we'll have more sex. He dryly says, Yea, thats what mine said as well....... I just laughed!
Given how things turned out with my wife, now ex, should have gotten up and walked out.
Make sure your in it for the duration, as nothing like taking away all the male of our species is created for to find you won't have more sex, and its not gonna last that long anyway.

Reminds me of traditional “I’ll be happy if’s.” Mines. My first marriage revolved around jobs, money, houses, cars and more. My second marriage started happy and not gets better. I thought I could make my first wife happy. I epically failed, and I’m better for it. I learned a ton.
 
51 yrs old, wife convinces ME to get the snip. Says we'll have more sex.......
I go to consultation and schedule appt.
Appt day, doc comes in the room, asks me my name, and even though we already did the consult, asks again why I am having the procedure. I tell him I'm 51, have 2 kids and not gonna have anymore. Oh, and my wife says we'll have more sex. He dryly says, Yea, thats what mine said as well....... I just laughed!
Given how things turned out with my wife, now ex, should have gotten up and walked out.
Make sure your in it for the duration, as nothing like taking away all the male of our species is created for to find you won't have more sex, and its not gonna last that long anyway.
Sorry, not actually funny, but the Dr's response made me LOL
 
Scheduled for the 13th of March……dreading every second until then. I’m 44, have 3 kids and about had an oopsie in November. I’m too old for all this shit.
 
35 with three kids, one perfect oops.
Consultation February 12th and procedure February 13th.

I’m not going to end up like some of you punks having kids post 40.
 
Scheduled for the 13th of March……dreading every second until then. I’m 44, have 3 kids and about had an oopsie in November. I’m too old for all this shit.

It’s nothing. I’ve had a pile of surgeries and it was shockingly simple. Just follow Doctors orders then you’ll be fine. Shooting blanks has its advantages in these situations. 🤪
 
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