Texans in heaven or hell?

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Gabriel went to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have
some Texans up here who are causing problems...

They're swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they
are wearing T-shirts instead of their robes; there's barbecue sauce
and picante sauce all over everything, especially their T-shirts;
their dogs are riding in the chariots and chasing the sheep; they
are wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos.

They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean, and their boots
are marking and scuffing up the halls of Wisdom. There are
watermelon seeds and tortilla chip crumbs all over the place. Some
of them are walking around with just one wing; and they insist on
bringing their horses with them."

The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all
of my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the
Devil."

So Gabriel calls the Devil who answers the phone and says, "Hello---
hold on a minute."

When he returns to the phone the Devil says, "O.K., I'm back. What
can I do for you?

Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kinds of problems you
are having down there with the Texans."

The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."

After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said.
"I'm back. Now what was the question?"

Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there with
the Texans?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this...hold on."

This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes and when he returns he
says, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Red Adair has put
out the fire and Brown and Root is installing air conditioning. "
 
4 more years, the audacity of hope, there's something that sounds like an exageration.
Good or bad, we're going to find out.

Headlines On This Date 4 Years Ago:

"Republicans spending $42 million on inauguration while troops Die in
unarmored Humvees"

"Bush extravagance exceeds any reason during tough economic times"

"Fat cats get their $42 million inauguration party, Ordinary
Americans get the shaft"

Headlines Today:

"Historic Obama Inauguration will cost only $120 million"

"Obama Spends $120 million on inauguration; America Needs A Big Party"

"Everyman Obama shows America how to celebrate"

"Citibank executives contribute $8 million to Obama Inauguration"


Nothing like fair & unbiased coverage of the news !!!
 
Headlines On This Date 4 Years Ago:

"Republicans spending $42 million on inauguration while troops Die in
unarmored Humvees"

Headlines Today:

"Historic Obama Inauguration will cost only $120 million"

Bush's fault, look what he did to the dollar.;)
.........on a side not, I picked up this sweet commemorative Obama inauguration Mug today from Burger King, get them while they last fella's!
 
Bush's fault, look what he did to the dollar.;)
.........on a side not, I picked up this sweet commemorative Obama inauguration Mug today from Burger King, get them while they last fella's!

JB, That's for drinking the Koolaid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! John:D
 
Bush's fault, look what he did to the dollar.
.........on a side not, I picked up this sweet commemorative Obama inauguration Mug today from Burger King, get them while they last fella's!

Last edited by JB : Yesterday at 09:11 PM.

...how bad was it?:D
 
Bush's fault, look what he did to the dollar.;)
.........on a side not, I picked up this sweet commemorative Obama inauguration Mug today from Burger King, get them while they last fella's!

I love souvenirs. I ll have to get it to add to my collection.
 

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