Sh*t our wives do...

[Pucky Freak]

My wife could easily write a book titled, "Stupid S--t my Husband Does" detailing my hairbrained home projects, and give Tim Taylor a run for his money.

Our TV antenna was knocked out in August and I bought all the stuff to replace it, except it's just sat there since then. The day before the super bowl my wife asks if I am going to do this project and I say no, not in 10 degree weather...but I got a temporary solution in place with a bungee cord, dumbbell and some playdough. The game cut out in the 3rd quarter - I don't get it.

 

[Panda Bear]

Don’t worry boys, the wives have loooong lists, and we never forget.
3) I am just as capable on most tasks, but it takes longer and there’s less bleeding when I do it

This ! and I would add he is faster, but doesn't really pick up everything after the project is completed.

I think one thing that sticks out in our case is his desire to know the what, why, where: all I want is for the project to be done.

 

[Sasquatchewan]

Ladies, we know you're right, but lease let us have this one!!!

 

[Little Big Man MT Chris]

The wife dropped 83$ on a bottle of wine ugh ! for our valentines beach trip, my thinking is the 10$ bottle gets ya just as buzzed as the 83$ but then again I’m a cheap date ! Lol

 

[Art Vandeley]

The wife dropped 83$ on a bottle of wine ugh ! for our valentines beach trip, my thinking is the 10$ bottle gets ya just as buzzed as the 83$ but then again I’m a cheap date ! Lol
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The $5 bottles from Target aren’t half bad

 

[MarvB]

The wife dropped 83$ on a bottle of wine ugh ! for our valentines beach trip, my thinking is the 10$ bottle gets ya just as buzzed as the 83$ but then again I’m a cheap date ! Lol

I typically don’t take wine to the beach...pisses me off when sand get in the threads on the bottle!

 

[MarvB]

My wife could easily write a book titled, "Stupid S--t my Husband Does" detailing my hairbrained home projects, and give Tim Taylor a run for his money.

Yeah, when I was younger the wife said if anyone ever wrote a book entitled Hold My Beer, my pic would have been on the dust cover

 

[Four22]

I tend to go with the “you pick everything out and I’ll supply the manual labor” route

I’ll never forget doing floors in her condo when we were dating and she didn’t like the gap around the toilet flange

 

[JShane]

I am not handy/mechanically inclined nor do I ever intend to be. There's more important stuff to do.

 

[deer_shooter]

I really enjoy it when my wife gives me advice on how to accomplish tasks that she will openly admit to having no knowledge of... kinda like my uncle B.S only prettier.

I get that all the time. Funny stuff.

 

[Tradewind]

Sounds a lot like HuntTalk!

Quote of the day.

 

[LuketheDog]

I typically don’t take wine to the beach...pisses me off when sand get in the threads on the bottle!

I don't understand, are you saying your wine lasts long enough to put the cap back on?

 

[Irrelevant]

The $5 bottles from Target aren’t half bad

You guys clearly haven't discovered Costco box wine yet.

Your welcome.

 

[Mallardsx2]

If I had a dollar for every hole my wife put in the wall I could buy 2 houses. I used to get mad, not I just get the dap....

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[Gellar]

I typically don’t take wine to the beach...pisses me off when sand get in the threads on the bottle!

who in their right mind puts the cap back on a bottle of wine after opening it?

 

[MarvB]

You guys clearly haven't discovered Costco box wine yet.

Genius... then you can use the empty box to start the bon fire

 

[Seeleylakehunter]

here is something my wife did leaving the coffee shop this morning . I get a call. Hey pa um..... something happened to the truck....... Fna ma hit me what's up. Then I get this picture. Oh shit honey it's all good. Could have been worse. A set of control arms upper and lower balljoints and c.v..... sure am glad I've been saving up for rifle. There goes that thousand bucks.

 

[ZMT588]

View attachment 176671here is something my wife did leaving the coffee shop this morning . I get a call. Hey pa um..... something happened to the truck....... Fna ma hit me what's up. Then I get this picture. Oh shit honey it's all good. Could have been worse. A set of control arms upper and lower balljoints and c.v..... sure am glad I've been saving up for rifle. There goes that thousand bucks.

Ouch! Could have been a lot worse! Hope everyone was ok!

 

[Seeleylakehunter]

Oh yes everyone was fine happened while she was leaving the coffee shop.

 

[duckhunt]

Why is it that my wife puts dirty dishes in the sink and when I put em in the dish washer I'm doing it all wrong?