Selling my van... (funny)

[JoseCuervo]

Try this one.....

Dear sir,


Hey, thanks for the message, but there seems to be a bit of an issue. I had my buddy who happens to work downtown San Jose swing by to Julie at the address you gave me. But, the address you gave me was for Cathedral Basilica of St. Joseph in San Jose.

Julie was there, but she said that she would not be able to get the van from me as she is undergoing some serious therapy due to the priest at the Cathedral Basilica of St. Joseph doing some sort of inappropriate behaviour with her.

Do you know anything about what she is dealing with? My friend felt really bad for her and she said she needed some money.

So, as an act of good faith on your part, I was wondering if you would mind donating $1000 to Julie so that she can cope in her times of needs.

I will need your PayPal account name and number so that I can get the money from you.

Please help,

Your spiritual brother,

 

[Moosie]

Was it a slip they typed : "United State" of California and not "United States" ?

I googled that address and it looks like there are many people being asked to send money to that location........

 

[JoseCuervo]

Was it a slip they typed : "United State" of California and not "United States" ?

I googled that address and it looks like there are many people being asked to send money to that location........

With all that Julie is suffering from, it is not unusual to think that many would want to help her out after what happened at the cathedral.

 

[2rocky]

If you are looking for the appropriate tone and dialect for this conversation may I direct you to :

Conversations with a Nigerian Bank Scammer

Quite the exchange...

 

[Sytes]

Wasting time with such is time wasted... Bah, this reminds me of "wasting time" feeding trolls. Oh hell, Guess it does hold enjoyment!

 

[Buckmania]

So how does this scam work? You send money via PayPal for shipping?

 

[Moosie]

So it goes on ....... And on....... Tomorrow is another day

--Forwarded Message Attachment--
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2010 02:57:37 +0100
Subject: Re: FW: 2000 Oldsmobile Silhouette Minivan - $2100 (Nampa)
From: [email protected]
To: owilliamson

Please what is going on?

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Subject: Re: FW: 2000 Oldsmobile Silhouette Minivan - $2100 (Nampa)
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2010 20:00:33 -0700
From: owilliamson
To: [email protected]




My wifes Mongoose died today . I had to leave town for the funeral. I can't check my papal or email till tomorrow. I only have phone access. Please contact tomorrow. Are your travels doing good ? When will you be back ashore?


-Grabe Miabalz
(Sent from my HTC Mobil)

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Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2010 04:01:31 +0100
Subject: Re: FW: 2000 Oldsmobile Silhouette Minivan - $2100 (Nampa)
From: [email protected]
To: owilliamson

Am very sorry about your wife's death as its very painful cos av had the very same experience just 10 months after my wedding but praise to God for we alive today.Ok will be expecting to read back from you and please make sure you get the agent fee sent to the agent as for paypal to credit your account asap.

 

[Moosie]

Buck, The scam is they get me to send $700 via western Union to some address in California listed above.

 

[shoots-straight]

Grabe Miabalz

LMAO again!

 

[Spitz]

The sad thing is the amount of people that actually fall for this stuff. I wonder how long this guy will think he's got you on the hook Moosie.

 

[Buckmania]

wow, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, I think I blew cartilage out my nose!

 

[Moosie]

From: Kelly Bowling [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Friday, November 19, 2010 11:20 AM
To: Oscar Williamson
Subject: Re: FW: 2000 Oldsmobile Silhouette Minivan - $2100 (Nampa)

Hello Oscar,I consolidate with you over the demise of your wife once again,i pray she rest in perfect peace but also want you to please get the agent fee of $700 done through western union today for the agent to be able to pick up the money and get back to paypal with the info for them to credit your account asap.I will want you to get back to me after when paypal has credited your account and also with the pick up address for me to pass that to my agent for verification.

I appreciated his Consolidating with me......... So I replied :

Kelly,

No no, you misunderstood . My wife is fine. Thanks for the consolidation consideration though. Just her Mongoose died. It’ been in the family for a long time. We received it from her Uncle Dick Nibbler on her MOM’s side and he died shortly thereafter so it was an emotional time for her. He didn’t have a hand on one side so I called him stumpy. I know it’s not funny but I could run faster than him so , whatever !!!

You know women are. They flip out over the dumbest things. Just last week my wife was pissed that I left the toilet seat up. She got up in the middle of the night and went to sit in there and her butt hit the water. I was like “SERIOUSLY” ?!?! I make sure to lift the dam seat, you make sure it’s down. She probably wouldn’t have been so mad but I started to laugh and she got a glass of water and threw it at me. I said #$$^# woman, “go fix me a pot pie”. Then the kids woke up and it was a mess. I almost went to sleep on the couch but the water hit her side of the bed so she went out there.

Don’t misunderstand me, I love my wife. Just sometimes little dumb things like that get me mad. Did you ever fart in front of your wife ? Mine get’s all bent out of shape cuz I farted then giggle about it. Seriously, some women have no sense of humor. Did you ever Re-marry ?

Anyway, I’m having an Issue with the Van. I had to bring it in the shop. They are giving me some BS line about what needs to be fixed. Seriously ? I was like “First the dang Assphibulator and now it has a tranny issue. I don’t even know anything about cars vans or Women for that matter. Heck, I thought a Tranny was someone in SanFran that’s done a tuck up and lift in the upper region. Those Freaks make my skin crawl. I bet the Naval has some Tranny’s in there. I’d like to ride a submarine one day.

I don’t feel good sending you Agent money until I know the Van works for you. Hang tough till Monday and I’ll get the van back. I feel like I’m getting hosed and told the Mechanic “I ain’t falling for no Banana in the tailpipe”. Ahhh crap, he didn’t have a sense of humor. But hopefully I’ll get the Van back right away !!!!

Thanks bud and God bless.

 

[Moosie]

Uhhhhhh OK ?!?!?!

From: Kelly Bowling [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Friday, November 19, 2010 11:47 AM
To: Oscar Williamson
Subject: Re: FW: 2000 Oldsmobile Silhouette Minivan - $2100 (Nampa)

Ok i can get your whole message and about your wife too but i want you to know that the payment has been made and your account is presently on hold but all you have to do is for you to get the agent fee sent to the agent.And about the van i want you to know that the van would be picked up at the very residence you wish after you get back to me with the pick up address as i have informed my agent tp get the ready toi pick up the money any time from now.So please i want you to get the agent fee sent to the agne tright away for her to go get the money and then for your account to be credited immediately while you go ahead with the van thing you told me.I will be here to hear back from you to know what is going on with the transaction.

Thanks..

Kelly!!

 

[noharleyyet]

Kelly's puter needs pidgin check.

 

[Moosie]

I seriously had to get up and go Pee while writing the response..... I'm still giggling. I might have to start trying to sell more stuff on Craigslist for the humor

 

[scottymack]

Had the same thing happen when we sold my father in laws truck last year, Finally told them That I would save them the shipping expense and just put the truck in an envelope and mail it. They were still wanting to buy it so I told them that I had to leave the country due to an indictment and that my attorney would handle the sale and gave the E.Gerald Brown with his Sacramento address. I never heard from the guy again and Gerry's office didn't find it too funny.