Dear Sirs,
We are officially filing our grievance with the document "Neffa3's response to the threat ''Self-serving Garbage'=.' Wildfire experts escalate fight over saving California forests.'"
Our exhaustive research into this issue clearly delineates that cool aid is not an actual beverage, nor does it appear anywhere in the canonical lexicon of epithets. As we are clearly showing with exhibit A (see below). The correct terminology is Kool-Aid, as in the beverage enjoyed by millions of children and adults who never outgrew the whimsy of childhood.
We are seeking immediate injunctive relief to stop all electrons from moving across the internet in order to properly establish the correct spelling of this word, or else the spotted owls will get it.
Sincerely,
Some guy who sits in his mom's basement writing mean letters & suing people.
Attachment A: