Relax, Everything is Going to be Okay!

[Hilljackoutlaw]

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Don't leave for the first hunt of the year until Thursday afternoon. Probably won't post about it tho. Might be to much blood in the pic or pose in an offensive way, i might have the wrong camo on, might shoot the wrong arrows or bow, might have the wrong boots, wrong binos, might cook the wrong brand of freeze dried meals, might have a mountain ops drink, might have the wrong woodstove in my wall tent, my dog might be in a few pics and offend a cat person the list goes on forever on how the post could offend someone on here and get reported. But anyways Im gonna go back to watching Blazing Saddles while the rest of you continue your battle royale of who can virtue signal the best.

 

[rjthehunter]

Don't leave for the first hunt of the year until Thursday afternoon. Probably won't post about it tho. Might be to much blood in the pic or pose in an offensive way, i might have the wrong camo on, might shoot the wrong arrows or bow, might have the wrong boots, wrong binos, might cook the wrong brand of freeze dried meals, might have a mountain ops drink, might have the wrong woodstove in my wall tent, my dog might be in a few pics and offend a cat person the list goes on forever on how the post could offend someone on here and get reported. But anyways Im gonna go back to watching Blazing Saddles while the rest of you continue your battle royale of who can virtue signal the best.

I roll out on Thursday as well. It'll be nice to take a break from the world! Been baiting bears for a few days, but don't plan to shoot till I get back from WY.

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

Edit to add: Lighten up, it’s just a joke

I loved your post, didnt report. If I lighten up anymore I might float away.

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

Welcome to HT where big ol Russian and Preacher Joubert cranks are lauded, but silly jokes cause offense and get reported.

 

[INMT]

Don't leave for the first hunt of the year until Thursday afternoon. Probably won't post about it tho. Might be to much blood in the pic or pose in an offensive way, i might have the wrong camo on, might shoot the wrong arrows or bow, might have the wrong boots, wrong binos, might cook the wrong brand of freeze dried meals, might have a mountain ops drink, might have the wrong woodstove in my wall tent, my dog might be in a few pics and offend a cat person the list goes on forever on how the post could offend someone on here and get reported. But anyways Im gonna go back to watching Blazing Saddles while the rest of you continue your battle royale of who can virtue signal the best.

So if you’re too scared to post a hunting pic because some boogeyman might complain, why are you on here?

Instigating by “jokes” then hiding behind the internet is a pretty lame reason.

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

So if you’re too scared to post a hunting pic because some boogeyman might complain, why are you on here?

Instigating by “jokes” then hiding behind the internet is a pretty lame reason.

Reading to deep into my post and taking it quite literally kinda like the joke that got removed because of so many reports.

 

[INMT]

Reading to deep into my post and taking it quite literally kinda like the joke that got removed because of so many reports.

My response got removed too. I agree people need thicker skin.

But making a post that you know will raise the hackles of some, and then crying woe is me everyone needs to chill out is not a very respectful move.

At least own the post.

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

My response got removed too. I agree people need thicker skin.

But making a post that you know will raise the hackles of some, and then crying woe is me everyone needs to chill out is not a very respectful move.

At least own the post.

I own the post broski , I actually thought it would get a decent response cause its really quite funny. I have no woe...jokes should not raise hackles because its a joke Brian oake.

 

[INMT]

I own the post broski , I actually thought it would get a decent response cause its really quite funny. I have no woe...jokes should not raise hackles because its a joke Brian oake.

I figured you would know better Sean. You say you can’t post pics or jokes because everyone always reports you. A little more accountability these days would go a long way.

Anywho, leftovers in the oven, and thinking about opening weekend.

Best of luck and peace be with you this season.

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

I figured you would know better Sean. You say you can’t post pics or jokes because everyone always reports you. A little more accountability these days would go a long way.

Anywho, leftovers in the oven, and thinking about opening weekend.

Best of luck and peace be with you this season.

All for accountability...if its warranted. The joke is funny it will still be funny 200 years from now.

I currently have leftover pulled chicken for tacos reheating now. Best of luck to you hunting. Hope to see alot of photos of happy hunters. Maybe some good jokes mixed in amongst them to.

 

[Hunting Wife]

Wisdom passed down from someone much smarter than me:

If you have to tell everyone your “jokes” are jokes, and you need to repeatedly tell people how funny they are, they probably aren’t really jokes, and you probably aren’t really funny.

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

Wisdom passed down from someone much smarter than me:

If you have to tell everyone your “jokes” are jokes, and you need to repeatedly tell people how funny they are, they probably aren’t really jokes, and you probably aren’t really funny.

Horseshit...never claimed to be funny myself, but the joke is. What's also funny is people read something on the internet that is clearly without a fraction of doubt satire from someone they never met and take it personal. That is strange even in todays world. I would suggest the babylon bee or the onion to some of you but keyboards might explode from typing virtue signals to fast. Some of you just cant take a little playful ribbing without taking it personal and thats fine. That being said I didnt personally attack or single out any 1 person so I just dont care who it offended. I keep waiting for people to just move on with their day, but the messages keep coming so ill keep responding. Im polite like that.
Again I think the joke is funny especially coming from the source I heard it from. I make no apologies for the joke and am fine with a fraction of the HT interwebs thinking im an asshole for telling a joke. I'll go to work tomorrow after I drop my son off for his first ever day of school and enjoy my day the same way as if the whole world loved me. I hope you and the rest do the same. Although im sure some of you booked therapy sessions for tomorrow. Figured I'd end with a joke.

 

[NDGuy]

Horseshit...never claimed to be funny myself, but the joke is. What's also funny is people read something on the internet that is clearly without a fraction of doubt satire from someone they never met and take it personal. That is strange even in todays world. I would suggest the babylon bee or the onion to some of you but keyboards might explode from typing virtue signals to fast. Some of you just cant take a little playful ribbing without taking it personal and thats fine. That being said I didnt personally attack or single out any 1 person so I just dont care who it offended. I keep waiting for people to just move on with their day, but the messages keep coming so ill keep responding. Im polite like that.
Again I think the joke is funny especially coming from the source I heard it from. I make no apologies for the joke and am fine with a fraction of the HT interwebs thinking im an asshole for telling a joke. I'll go to work tomorrow after I drop my son off for his first ever day of school and enjoy my day the same way as if the whole world loved me. I hope you and the rest do the same. Although im sure some of you booked therapy sessions for tomorrow. Figured I'd end with a joke.

Sir this is a Wendy’s

 

[Hunting Wife]

Horseshit...never claimed to be funny myself, but the joke is. What's also funny is people read something on the internet that is clearly without a fraction of doubt satire from someone they never met and take it personal. That is strange even in todays world. I would suggest the babylon bee or the onion to some of you but keyboards might explode from typing virtue signals to fast. Some of you just cant take a little playful ribbing without taking it personal and thats fine. That being said I didnt personally attack or single out any 1 person so I just dont care who it offended. I keep waiting for people to just move on with their day, but the messages keep coming so ill keep responding. Im polite like that.
Again I think the joke is funny especially coming from the source I heard it from. I make no apologies for the joke and am fine with a fraction of the HT interwebs thinking im an asshole for telling a joke. I'll go to work tomorrow after I drop my son off for his first ever day of school and enjoy my day the same way as if the whole world loved me. I hope you and the rest do the same. Although im sure some of you booked therapy sessions for tomorrow. Figured I'd end with a joke.

But Babylon Bee and The Onion are funny.

It’s a joke.

 

[Straight Arrow]

Sadly, for some on this forum if it isn't gross, offensive, profane, pornagraphic, or otherwise distasteful ... then it's not funny. Sad commentary indeed!
More sad is that they don't even recognize the deviation from integrity and healthy norms.

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

But Babylon Bee and The Onion are funny.

It’s a joke.

"If ya gotta tell me its a joke you must not be that funny"

-hunting wife circa 2025

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

Sadly, for some on this forum if it isn't gross, offensive, profane, pornagraphic, or otherwise distasteful ... then it's not funny. Sad commentary indeed!
More sad is that they don't even recognize the deviation from integrity and healthy norms.

Thank you for your incredible moral high ground. You are an inspiration to everyone.

 

[Straight Arrow]

Thank you for your incredible moral high ground. You are an inspiration to everyone.

Thank-you very much. You have no idea!

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

The responses come in as predictable as day and night around here. Its wonderful.
Hilljack won't understand and bow to our great moral authority we must unify!

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

Sir this is a Wendy’s

Wendy's has a way better sense of humor than this place most days. Definitely not a Wendy's.