Redneck Vacation

[Quick Draw]

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when
Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout
ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a
little different!

The last few years, I took your advice about where to
go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went
to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,
and Earline got pregnant again. Last year you
suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get
pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do
this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with
me."
Quick Draw

 

[Elkhunter]

LMAO Good one QD.

 

[Quiet_One]

LMAO good one QD damn hillbilly

 

[Quick Draw]

Quiet One...are you calling me a damn hillbilly?????
Quick Draw

 

[WH's OutdoorsChick]

LOL....Very Cute!

 

[old-boss-hen]

Quick Draw I don't think she meant it that way. I don't think she is calling you a damn hillbilly at all. (LOL)... :confused

 

[WH's OutdoorsChick]

I think she was referring to the Joke, but I also think QD knew that

 

[Quick Draw]

I'm glad y'all enjoyed it. And yes I did know she was talking about the joke...LOL LOL
Quick Draw

 

[Quiet_One]

yes QD it was for the joke oh my sorry im so late at responded havent looked abck on jokes sorry

 

[Elkhunter]

Yes QD, you are hillbilly

 

[Quick Draw]

Why thank you Elkhunter
Quick Draw

 

[Orca Lover]

OK, i have to stand up for my sister on this one... our parents are only related by MARRIAGE, not BIRTH!!! Therefore we are not hillbillies, we are rednecks!!!

OL

 

[Quiet_One]

ok orca and qd i will call u hillbillys im one to trust me never wear shoes in summer over over i get splinter or a nail bites me or somethin no i dont learn love summer nthin more till i hunt nexy year

 

[Jay Bird]

good one Q.D.