Pigeons- they gotta go

[EYJONAS!]

I wonder if they'd eat grain that's soaked in the fly attractant there's blue and clear stuff. Kills em deader than shit. Unfortunately anything else that eats it to. Good way to get rid of a couple unwanted neighbors guests to.......

I had a buddy put some out for raccoons unfortunately he got a little more than he bargained for....

 

[Irrelevant]

Feed them bread soaked in cheap booze... get'em good and drunk, then scoop with a net.

 

[MTGomer]

Then your honor, I submit to you, evidence #1 for requiring testing for voting... and involuntary sterilization.

Facebook says they are committed to removing pages that spread disinformation.
What do we have here?

 

[MTGomer]

Feed them bread soaked in cheap booze... get'em good and drunk, then scoop with a net.

Then drown in the pool, then throw them over the block wall so the neighbor’s Maltese can go ham on them pretending to be a real dog. Great idea!

 

[BrentD]

Why all the distress about some pigeons in the first place?

Just curious.

 

[MTGomer]

Why all the distress about some pigeons in the first place?

Just curious.

Not sure if it’s the accumulating pigeon shit on the clay tile roof of my most valuable asset or the cooohoooocuhoo’ing in the morning that I dislike more.
I like the doves but not a big fan of these sky rats.

 

[MTGomer]

@dirtclod Az. can I borrow your roadrunner?

 

[BrentD]

Not sure if it’s the accumulating pigeon shit on the clay tile roof of my most valuable asset or the cooohoooocuhoo’ing in the morning that I dislike more.
I like the doves but not a big fan of these sky rats.

You should probably move to the country to avoid all the wildlife...

 

[huntin24/7]

68 comments in and Ontariohunter hasn’t turned it into a thread about covid. New record. Lol

 

[MTGomer]

You should probably move to the country to avoid all the wildlife...

I agree

 

[BrentD]

I agree

You sound a lot like my neighbors that moved to the country to complain about how they can't leave catfood out for the cat because of the raccoons. they hate the deer and rabbits that eat their flowers and shrubs, and the sounds and smells of the country are offensive. So, they want to kill everything. You are the one that bought into an AZ suburb.

 

[MTGomer]

You sound a lot like my neighbors that moved to the country to complain about how they can't leave catfood out for the cat because of the raccoons. they hate the deer and rabbits that eat their flowers and shrubs, and the sounds and smells of the country are offensive. So, they want to kill everything. You are the one that bought into an AZ suburb.

I’ve been here since June 2018. The pigeons showed up about 2 weeks ago.

It had been just doves and quail until recently.
I’ve had mountain lions in my shed and bears in my kitchen in Montana.
That’s all okay. But these birds...

 

[MTGomer]

I just looked it up. Pigeons aren’t native. I need to kill them before the feral horse goons petition the HOA to set aside special areas for them.

 

[BrentD]

I’ve been here since June 2018. The pigeons showed up about 2 weeks ago.

It had been just doves and quail until recently.
I’ve had mountain lions in my shed and bears in my kitchen in Montana.
That’s all okay. But these birds...

Trap, fatten, pot pies. Pretty simple.

People move to town to escape the country and bring everything they are running from with them.

 

[Dougfirtree]

Those buggers are surprisingly tasty. Similar to duck, in my experience.

 

[mtmuley]

A Butte guy would use a gun... mtmuley

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Seeleylakehunter]

True Butte has some fine folks living there. I say this jokingly but I am poking fun at Butte folks just giving them a hard time. If God had to give the world an Enema, Butte is where he would do it!! you have to admit that's funny! For those that do not know Butte has an enormous circular shaped mining pit hole from years and years ago that is now closed. I mean this sucker is huge! Kinda like a ginormous sphincter. Berkely pit is about 1 MILE long and 1/2 MILE wide and 1780 Feet deep! It was opened in 1955.

Sphincter !!

 

[MarvB]

Feed them bread soaked in cheap booze... get'em good and drunk, then scoop with a net.

Or pour cheap tequila over crushed gravel; they’ll try to fill their craws, get drunk, and throw rocks at each other!

 

[Cheesehead]

They’re pretty easy to trap. At least colored doves are. Then give them to someone who wants them for dog training.

Believe the preferred term is ‘doves of color’