Now thats funny right there. I have seen him lose, a shotgun, his bow, a Ruger 9mm, Leupold spotting scope, Steiner binos, knives, more calls and grunt tubes than you can count(some of which were mine),gloves, lots of trapping gear, a couple of tree stands, many tree steps, lots of other misc, hunting gear, but he has managed to keep that hat for 20 years.
and the barking dogs and crap don't bother him cause they are at my house.