Old Harold

[AZHUNTERR]

Old Harold's In The Hospital
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>Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital.
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>There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy.
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>Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he
>was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of
>voice, "And how are we doing this morning, or are we
>ready for a bath, or are we hungry?"
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>Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. One
>day, Old Harold had breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray,
>and put it on his bed side stand. He had been given a urine
>bottle to fill for testing.
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>The juice was apple juice. So .. you know where the juice
>went! The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine
>bottle and looked at it. "My, but it seems we are a little
>cloudy today "
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>At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand,
>popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run
>it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."
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>The nurse fainted! . Old Harold just smiled!
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>DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!!!!
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