Now that we will all be telecommuters for a few weeks . . .

[VikingsGuy]

I am a very stable genius.

You are totally amazing, others are boring, but you are brilliant, everybody is saying it, you are huge, totally huge, everyone agrees with me on this . . . . .

 

[elkduds]

Any parallels to the current White House are coincidental

 

[noharleyyet]

Ben Lamb is a great and beautiful poster whose covfefe of the socio political spectrum is yugely appreciated.

 

[JohnCushman]

Ben Lamb is a great and beautiful poster whose covfefe of the socio political spectrum is yugely appreciated.

He's also a sexeh biotch that makes awesome scotch ale

 

[Ben Lamb]

You are totally amazing, others are boring, but you are brilliant, everybody is saying it, you are huge, totally huge, everyone agrees with me on this . . . . .

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[Ben Lamb]

Ben Lamb is a great and beautiful poster whose covfefe of the socio political spectrum is yugely appreciated.

 

[VikingsGuy]

For those new to working from home:

 

[VikingsGuy]

A little conference call humor:

 

[VikingsGuy]

Some helpful tips:

Suddenly working at home? We’ve done it for 22 years—and have advice

Your productivity, your health, and your sanity: We have your home office covered.

arstechnica.com

 

[RobG]

Been working from home for more than ten years.

Pro tip: when on a conference call make sure you mute the phone before taking a leak.

 

[VikingsGuy]

And of course, the best conference call humor of all time:

 

[TwistedSage]

And of course, the best conference call humor of all time:

Hahaha. There are weeks I spend more than half my time on damn call in meetings. This video is gold man.

 

[Bambistew]

Worst part of working from home is cussing at the dogs, and hoping you were on mute...

 

[kansasdad]

Any tips on doing dentistry remotely? Asking for friends of my wife.

Not that Covid-19 lives in the upper respiratory tract, and of course we never create aerosols with our handpieces (drills), and appropriate masks are so easily procured.......

Gonna be a lot of cancelled “elective” dental treatment for the near future.

 

[Nameless Range]

For those of you working from home that want to keep your computer from falling asleep or want to keep certain programs active, here is a little Python code to run in the background lovingly named DontSleep.py. It moves your mouse a nearly imperceptible amount every 60 seconds.


##Mouse move
import ctypes
import time

mouse_event = ctypes.windll.user32.mouse_event
MOUSEEVENTF_MOVE = 0x0001

while True:
mouse_event(MOUSEEVENTF_MOVE, 0, 1, 1, 1)
time.sleep(10)#sleep for 60 seconds

 

[VikingsGuy]

New Normal Amid Coronavirus: Working From Home While Schooling the Kids

Traditional stopgap child-care options, whether grandparents, family friends or the teenager down the block, are now complicated by social-distancing efforts.

www.wsj.com

 

[VikingsGuy]

The First Rule of Co-Working With Your Spouse: Don’t Yell Out for Toilet Paper

As couples confront the new reality of working in close quarters due to employers’ efforts to contain the novel coronavirus, they also have to contend with the added challenge of managing children at home.

www.wsj.com

 

[Ben Lamb]

Hey guys, it's Wednesday.

That smell is pretty normal. Shower should still work though.

 

[VikingsGuy]

 

[VikingsGuy]