Now that we will all be telecommuters for a few weeks . . .

[VikingsGuy]

 

[Irrelevant]

Unfortunately it'll be with the kids, so I have to stop before I get to line three.

 

[elkduds]

I've been telecommuting for well over a year. Because mine consists of live video meetings w medical patients, I wear a collared shirt. And some kind of pants. I have not caught or given a contagion to a patient in all that time, no matter how sick they or I am. Win win.

 

[Ben Lamb]

This is my 8th year of working from home.

If you amateurs need any pointers, I'll charge a reasonable rate to help you adjust & be productive.

 

[Gerald Martin]

This is my 8th year of working from home.

If you amateurs need any pointers, I'll charge a reasonable rate to help you adjust & be productive.

How much for folding lessons for most efficient use of toilet paper? I refuse to hoard but you never know how serious this could get.....

 

[VikingsGuy]

How much for folding lessons for most efficient use of toilet paper? I refuse to hoard but you never know how serious this could get.....

Here's the trick (and now you know why they keep saying to wash your hands )

 

[Dsnow9]

 

[Irrelevant]

Here's the trick (and now you know why they keep saying to wash your hands )

I'd always heard it referred to as the russian method.

 

[Gerald Martin]

I apologize for asking. How much do I owe for the graphic lesson?

I am sticking with grab and bunch. There are plenty of pine cones in the back yard if shortages continue.

 

[JohnCushman]

There's always the 3 shells method

 

[VikingsGuy]

There's always the 3 shells method

Gerald, there are pics for this method too but probably best to skip.

 

[Jasher]

This is my 8th year of working from home.

If you amateurs need any pointers, I'll charge a reasonable rate to help you adjust & be productive.

I'm seeking some advice on how to do this. Is there a way to get my semi to drive itself around? Lol

 

[Nameless Range]

There's always the 3 shells method

I understand this reference and appreciate it.

Be well John Spartan.

 

[El Jason]

Lunch break anyone?

 

[Nameless Range]

Just got an email that employees of my organization are to work from home starting Monday. It won’t be the first time I’ve done my job in my underwear.

I have friends and family though who aren’t in a line of work that can be done from home. My wife is a nurse at a hospital in a county that now has a positive case of COVID 19, with more to come no doubt.

Jesus, is it hunting season yet?

 

[blueridge]

I bought my wife an automatic mouse mover to keep her computer from logging her off for being inactive. ... She was stoked.

 

[Ben Lamb]

How much for folding lessons for most efficient use of toilet paper? I refuse to hoard but you never know how serious this could get.....

1.) Fiber is your friend.
2.) Black coffee gives it a little extra push
3.)Use the thick stuff. You use less & you avoid shit fing er.

 

[Ben Lamb]

How much for folding lessons for most efficient use of toilet paper? I refuse to hoard but you never know how serious this could get.....

$750.

Or $5 per square. Which ever comes first.

 

[VikingsGuy]

1.) Fiber is your friend.
2.) Black coffee gives it a little extra push
3.)Use the thick stuff. You use less & you avoid shit fing er.

And to think, we can thank covid-19 for finally receiving this sage advice Somebody needs to give this man a Hurumph.

 

[Ben Lamb]

And to think, we can thank covid-19 for finally receiving this sage advice Somebody needs to give this man a Hurumph.

I am a very stable genius.