Delw
Member
Dude WTF is going on with you lately?.....
Anal exams and wannabe girls? what next Banjo's and Simulated pig squeeling
Anal exams and wannabe girls? what next Banjo's and Simulated pig squeeling
Most uncomfortable moment you been in?
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Moosie
Grand poopa
I'm with Delw.... we make a coupel GAy jokes about you and all this Chit surfaces... When you say "Your Friend" are you really refering to yourself ? It's comonly used..... Like "One time My Friend wanted to date a Fat chick and...." Or "I have a Friend that wasn't sure he was straight so he...." YAh... UHHHH HUH !!! Someone you know, right.... !!!
Dude, thats not uncomfortable. I thought you meant somethnig like saying something about someone else and then you realised your Cell phone was on.... Or Giving the Stink finger to your wifes sister and she walks in... Or rubbing one out and your wife walks in..... Or gonig to the doctor becasue something got turned sideways when you inserted it in yourself....Or something like that which puts YOU in a uncomfortable situation. You were in the Jokesters Drivers seat man !! You should have been cracking one liners !!! like, "How's it HAnging !!!" Or, "Should I call you inny or outy ?" I'm sure if you made a post there would be dozens of good info for you to use
Dude, thats not uncomfortable. I thought you meant somethnig like saying something about someone else and then you realised your Cell phone was on.... Or Giving the Stink finger to your wifes sister and she walks in... Or rubbing one out and your wife walks in..... Or gonig to the doctor becasue something got turned sideways when you inserted it in yourself....Or something like that which puts YOU in a uncomfortable situation. You were in the Jokesters Drivers seat man !! You should have been cracking one liners !!! like, "How's it HAnging !!!" Or, "Should I call you inny or outy ?" I'm sure if you made a post there would be dozens of good info for you to use
A-con
New member
Seirously Schmaltiz, Moosie's got a point there. Think about it and go back loaded for bear. You should have at least two dozen zingers ready. Take a camera, tell it you need proof so when you wake up you'll know it wasn't a nightmare.
Moosie
Grand poopa
A-con.. I think Ol' PAt would have answered but he's already back there hump hump
I'm with Delw.... we make a coupel GAy jokes about you and all this Chit surfaces... When you say "Your Friend" are you really refering to yourself ? It's comonly used..... Like "One time My Friend wanted to date a Fat chick and...." Or "I have a Friend that wasn't sure he was straight so he...." YAh... UHHHH HUH !!! Someone you know, right.... !!!
Dude, thats not uncomfortable. I thought you meant somethnig like saying something about someone else and then you realised your Cell phone was on.... Or Giving the Stink finger to your wifes sister and she walks in... Or rubbing one out and your wife walks in..... Or gonig to the doctor becasue something got turned sideways when you inserted it in yourself....Or something like that which puts YOU in a uncomfortable situation. You were in the Jokesters Drivers seat man !! You should have been cracking one liners !!! like, "How's it HAnging !!!" Or, "Should I call you inny or outy ?" I'm sure if you made a post there would be dozens of good info for you to use
Moosie, I didn't say much because I was frigging speechless for the most part. I couldnt look at it more than a couple times and that was only to see if he would crack up or something because I was expecting him to fess up he was playing a joke on me.
I feel so sorry for his Dad, he must be so embarrassed if he knows about this.
DRAFTSTUD
Well-known member
I think we all need to call Dr. Phil for Schmalts. He can't get through his feeling for a fellow Human Being. Maybe if you had just sat down with him and openned up to "IT" you could have cum away with a new appreciation of his Change. Dr. John
Moosie
Grand poopa
Hunttalk IS dr phil.... Schmalts has told us about his gay Problem, His teeth , the Viaga, Bad Applications... Man, the list goes on !!!! this IS like Jerry springer
noharleyyet
Well-known member
At least.. I am comfortable enough with myself to tell you fags about this knowing fully aware it will entertain you.
It must have looked like one of Millers Burley girls and he tries to keep those secret, kinda like riding a moped.
It must have looked like one of Millers Burley girls and he tries to keep those secret, kinda like riding a moped.
cjcj
New member
Got caught Choking the chicken once.
Nut
New member
Schmalts....that type of thing would not have made me uncomfortable. I just would have been LMAO for a week or so.
When my Dad was having brain surgery before he died later in 2006 I let slip to a old friends daughter that her parents were married and divorced and then remarried(which they stayed the second time). Then when I go outside again the daughter hands me her cell phone and says it is her Mom....that was a little uncomfortable.|oo|oo
When my Dad was having brain surgery before he died later in 2006 I let slip to a old friends daughter that her parents were married and divorced and then remarried(which they stayed the second time). Then when I go outside again the daughter hands me her cell phone and says it is her Mom....that was a little uncomfortable.
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DRAFTSTUD
Well-known member
Oh Chit Nut! Better just stick with "How's it Hanging?" and let them go from there. LOL John
