Moosie, your a loser

[schmalts]

I know it was you man.... wasn't it? You broke into my SUV last nite didn't you? I called the police and they said that $2500 mountain bike should not be left out in the vehicle. I told them I don't think it was the Bike, and maybe something else lured you to the way of crime. They asked why I thought it was you, and I said the empty super sized chocolate shake cup, and quarter pounder wrappers was a dead give away. Unfortunalty they said that the Quarter pounder left so much grease on the finger prints they could not lift a clean print so they can not arrest you. Really, why would you break into my SUV?? what is it you wanted, it really wasn't my bike was it? I did have some Bear bait in there, but nothing you would be interested in would it?
If i catch you in the act your a dead man.... Beotch
Here is the scene on the crime.

 

[Randy11]

What an adorable little Honda Schmalts.
Do you use the matching handbag that came with it?

 

[idnative1948]

You were lucky he didn't dump them all out of the boxes.

 

[noharleyyet]

...bear season already?

 

[schmalts]

What an adorable little Honda Schmalts.
Do you use the matching handbag that came with it?

You know hoow i know your gay? you know what my wifes vehicle is even with so little of it showing

 

[schmalts]

...bear season already?

one month away... I am the master baiter.
Crap, i was hoping to fit more in my freezer but only got about half in there. Looks like I will have to haul it up north this weekend to get it to the back up freezer before Moosie gets the rest of it eaten

 

[Randy11]

You know hoow i know your gay? you know what my wifes vehicle is even with so little of it showing

Sure sure, backpeddle now. It was your SUV in the original post, and now it's the wife's

 

[JoseCuervo]

What an adorable little Honda Schmalts.
Do you use the matching handbag that came with it?

And the funny part is he pretends like it is an SUV.....

 

[Big Fin]

What an adorable little Honda Schmalts.
Do you use the matching handbag that came with it?

Hey there. Easy now. We have one of those "Toasters on Wheels" things parked in our garage. Same color even. I'm offended. Well, not really.

Don't let 'em get by with that crap Schmalts. They just wish they had one.

'Fess up, Randy. You wish you had one. Our is not for sale.

Young dudes say, "The chicks dig 'em," which is not anything I really concern myself with. But an authentic "love machine" like that should hold its resale value.

In a place like Missoula, you can probably fit six of those hairy, garlic-wreeking, tramp-stamped hippie chicks in there. And if you try hard, probably squeeze in their flea-infested hounds.

On this side of the state we use them for a backup hunting rig, fishing transport, hauling wet retirevers and piles of iced up mallard decoys, and to bring home the large taxidermy items we cannot fit in the cabs of our trucks. No "hippie chick duty" over here.

Do whatever you want to the inside, then get the hose and spay them clean. Well, at least that is what my son says. Not speaking from my own personal experience on that part.

They are pretty much bomb proof. Not enough clearance for a full-time hunting rig, but you can abuse them heavily and they keep right on putting along.

 

[Randy11]

In a place like Missoula, you can probably fit six of those hairy, garlic-wreeking, tramp-stamped hippie chicks in there.

Headed to the Honda dealership right now!

 

[fowladdict]

In a place like Missoula, you can probably fit six of those hairy, garlic-wreeking, tramp-stamped hippie chicks in there. And if you try hard, probably squeeze in their flea-infested hounds.

That is funny stuff right there...I honestly never expected that to come from you. Looks like some guys around here are rubbing off on you.

 

[Randy11]

On second thought, I think I'll stick with Mighty Whitey for hauling my bike around.

It's kind of hard to see behind the awesomeness of M.W., but I think I see your homomobile in the background.

 

[Big Slick]

What an adorable little Honda Schmalts.
Do you use the matching handbag that came with it?

It's not a handbag, it's a satchel! Indiana Jones has one!:hump:

 

[TOM IN TENNESSEE]

GUD NOOSE IZ----it wasn't a Mini-Van.....y'all dun covered the bad noose

 

[Moosie]

Dude... I would eat those donuts in one sitting. Who ever broke in and ate jsut one was an Amature

Nice ride. I bet you and MtMiller look cute together in it ............

 

[schmalts]

Reality is this, I am comfortable enough with my sexuality to drive it. Randy is right, besides the gay yuppie stereotype, and ugly looks they are a very versatile vehicle. suicide doors both sides, can load bikes without taking off the wheels or seat, AWD, no carpet, GREAT TUNES, you could haul cattle with the thing. I would even throw a gutted deer inside the thing without worries.
I got rid of my Jeep a few months ago and this thing has grown on me. I live in WI, i have no use here for a high clearance 4WD gas hog. I may not even get a truck at this point and start driving this thing full time and get the wife a different vehicle.

Quote:Nice ride. I bet you and MtMiller look cute together in it ............

Me and Miller look cute in anything we drive, we have that power

 

[mtmiller]

I'm out....and not the closet.

 

[justdada]

What an adorable little Honda Schmalts.
Do you use the matching handbag that came with it?

I couldn't stop laughing at this and my giggling apparently attracted some curiousity, cause when I scrolled down to the picture of Randys truck, from over my shoulder, I hear my lady say, "that guy must be making up for something"...
HA!!! My face is going to hurt all morning from laughing!! HA!!!!

 

[noharleyyet]

"that guy must be making up for something"...

Maybe we should start a thread about ultra mags.

 

[MNHunter]

I couldn't stop laughing at this and my giggling apparently attracted some curiousity, cause when I scrolled down to the picture of Randys truck, from over my shoulder, I hear my lady say, "that guy must be making up for something"...
HA!!! My face is going to hurt all morning from laughing!! HA!!!!

I took this photo of a truck just like the one Randy11 has...