Life hack pro tip to hunt more

[Stocker]

I may or may not have started in the booze a little early yesterday and let my son talk me into shaving everything off but an “elk stache”. His rules are I can’t shave it until I kill an elk.

It’s working like a charm. My wife looked at me and said “gross”. She also told me I’d better kill one the opening week or not come home. Looks like I’ll be hunting from Sept 1 until I kill one.

My not so supportive or positive buddy told me to have fun stepping on it for the next few years.

 

[Hem]

For a second I thought you shaved EVERYTHING. Surprised she said gross.

 

[rwc101]

Good tip. Just need a son. And a wife.

 

[choc dogs]

Good tip. Just need a son. And a wife.

not really

 

[Stocker]

Good tip. Just need a son. And a wife.

Nah, you can start drinking early like me and make poor decisions

 

[Jbotto]

I read this to my wife. She laughed, put on a straight face and told me to not even dare. I think she’s kidding. My elk season is in December however.

 

[rwc101]

Nah, you can start drinking early like me and make poor decisions

If been drinking early and heavily since Hector was a pup. Only lost time.

 

[LuketheDog]

I may or may not have started in the booze a little early yesterday and let my son talk me into shaving everything off but an “elk stache”. His rules are I can’t shave it until I kill an elk.

It’s working like a charm. My wife looked at me and said “gross”. She also told me I’d better kill one the opening week or not come home. Looks like I’ll be hunting from Sept 1 until I kill one.

My not so supportive or positive buddy told me to have fun stepping on it for the next few years.

I think my wife would get along well with your wife. I threaten to grow facial hair all the time...she says mean things like "I dare you", and "go ahead, it's your face not mine"

 

[520 Road Sow]

Let's see the womb broom

 

[Potsie]

My wife has threatened to stop shaving until I start shaving, but at that point I’m too stubborn to let her win.

My beard is now 18 months long…

 

[Rack Daniels]

Nah, you can start drinking early like me and make poor decisions

 

[Rack Daniels]

My wife has threatened to stop shaving until I start shaving, but at that point I’m too stubborn to let her win.

My beard is now 18 months long…

 

[WildWill]

Mine would have to be reversed. My wife and kids have never seen me clean shaven. Last time I even trimmed it was 2016 hell I barely comb it. Talked about it a few times but the wifes not a fan of the idea. I should cut it one night after she goes to bed then curl up next to her and give her a couple kisses.

 

[Stocker]

Let's see the womb broom

In case you need anything to keep mice, snakes, or women away. Here you go. I didn’t have much other facial hair, I just left the stache. It should be looking a hell of a lot worse by September

 

[gouch]

I've been married for almost 45 years and my wife has never seen me clean shaven. If I were to shave now, she would probably shoot me thinking there was an intruder in the house.

I never quite got the concept of taking the sharpest blade I could find and taking it repeatably to my face.

 

[520 Road Sow]

In case you need anything to keep mice, snakes, or women away. Here you go. I didn’t have much other facial hair, I just left the stache. It should be looking a hell of a lot worse by September View attachment 233236

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[Jofes]

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[choc dogs]

If I did that my wife would have shaved it in my sleep before meow

 

[Stocker]

HOOOOOLLLLLLLYYYYYY SHIT.....

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[Stocker]

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Gee, even the new members are hammering me.