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OLYMPIA, Wash., April 10, 2013 -- In an effort to highlight the
proud histories of both Bigfoot and Olympia Beer in the Northwest, Olympia
Beer has partnered with world-renowned Bigfoot experts at The Falcon Project
to sponsor what may be one of the most comprehensive searches for Bigfoot ever
conducted in North America. A grand prize of $1,000,000 will be paid to any
person who finds "irrefutable evidence" of Bigfoot's existence in compliance
with the contest's official rules. The yearlong contest launches this week.

"We have been operating in the Northwest since 1896, so we know firsthand how
important Bigfoot is to the people here," says Evan and Daren Metropoulos,
owners of Pabst Brewing Company and Olympia Beer. "In addition to our desire to
spur scientific discovery in partnership with The Falcon Project, we're also
simply encouraging people to get outside and have some fun."

According to the contest rules, there is no set type or amount of "irrefutable
evidence" required to establish proof of Bigfoot. All evidence presented must
satisfy the three member judging panel convened by Olympia Beer and The Falcon
Project. Evidence must include conclusive DNA evidence and visual proof of a
live physical body. Visual proof of footprints, bone fragments, inconclusive
skeletal remains or any other non-definitive evidence of Bigfoot will not
suffice as "irrefutable evidence." Any photo or video taken of Bigfoot is not
sufficient to qualify as evidence in and of itself, but may be considered as
supporting evidence. The awarding of any prize is subject to the official
contest rules.

If Bigfoot's existence is indeed proven through the contest, the grand prize
winner will be paid in 40 yearly installments of $25,000. The annuity is being
underwritten by SCA Promotions.

The Falcon Project is an organization that was convened to conduct the most
in-depth search for Bigfoot ever conducted in North America. According to The
Falcon Project, science tells us that a great North American Ape did exist at
some point in the past, so the relevant question now is: "Does it still exist?"
The Falcon Project is in the process of building a quiet, remote-controlled
airship that will use thermal imaging technology to search Northwestern forests
for evidence of Bigfoot. In support of its research, Olympia Beer has provided
a $5,000 grant to The Falcon Project.

Similar to countless migratory and endangered species research programs,
Olympia Beer and The Falcon project hope to conduct scientific observations of
Bigfoot and then use the information collected to protect the species and
preserve its way of life. Neither Olympia Beer nor The Falcon Project
encourages or condones the attempted capture or containment of Bigfoot or any
other form of wildlife. Any contest participant that demonstrates intent to harm
Bigfoot or any other species will be disqualified from the contest, publicly
shamed and referred to law enforcement officials.

More information about the contest can be found at www.olympiabigfoot.com,
including news of participants' progress, a map of recent Bigfoot sightings,
live social media feeds and official contest rules. Participants can join the
conversation by using the hashtag #Olympiabigfoot on Twitter and Tumblr, by
following Olympia Beer's Facebook page and by posing search-related questions
to [email protected].

About Olympia Beer
In the 1850s, brew master Leopold F. Schmidt first discovered an artesian
spring near Tumwater Falls, WA, and declared, "With this water, I believe I can
brew better beer than ever." Schmidt's Capital Brewing Company's first beer,
Olympia Pale Export, was placed on the market in 1896. In 1902, the company's
name changed to Olympia Beer and the famous slogan "It's the Water" was born.
In 1983, Olympia Beer was acquired by the Pabst Brewing Company. Olympia beer
can be found in stores, restaurants and bars throughout the West.
www.olympia-beer.com.
 
Thinking I will sponsor Greenhorn, then split the money. If anyone can find Bigfoot it would be Kurt, plus me thinks he can drink beer.
 
Need Cliff Note version...didn't read.

Dustin+bar+beer=randy romp with bigfoot?
 
Didn't even know that beer was still around. I remember back in the 70's my parents and grandpa drank lots of the stuff, then it kind of faded out. I still have a couple pull tab cans in my old beer can collection stashed in the attic
 
I would not want to be caught in a bigfoot costume after this hits the press. Might be some lead heading towards anyone that does...
 
If you drink enough of that beer will you see a bigfoot?

PBR the broke college guy's beer. . .after the first few it wasn't bad. . .and you started seeing all sorts of things, so, why not bigfoot? Also watched a couple of my roomates leave the bar with a few "bigfoots" of his own. lol
 
This isn't the first gay reference Dustin has made but it could be the nastiest.
 

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