I'd really rather have a job

[DRAFTSTUD]

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.



He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.. You

know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."



The welfare clerk behind the counter said, "Your timing is

excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who

wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll

have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply

all of your clothes.

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll

also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your

job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her

late 20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The welfare clerk said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."

 

[huntRme]

'fraid that's probably true in a lot of cases.

When I see the panhandlers out at the busy intersections I usually figure their money would be well-spent on a bath, shave, etc., and their time better spent on looking for a job, but, then maybe a job wouldn't pay as well...hmmm.