I met a fairy....

[Big Slick]

I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

 

[Big luke1981]

that's a good one.

 

[Big O]

Sad but true.....

 

[kansasdad]

Sending this one to my brother, the assistant to Senator "Big Shot".

 

[Sytes]

Haha! That is GOLD! Nice one, Big Slick!