WyoDoug
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A father came home from a ten day deer hunting trip to find his son riding a very expensive new mountain bike.
He asked his son, "Where did you get the money for that new bike? It must have cost a fortune."
His son answered, "I earned it by hiking."
The father said, "Come on now son, tell me the truth."
His son said, "That is the truth! Every night that you were gone, Mr. Jones from the grocery store would come over to see mom and each time he'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to go take a hike!"
He asked his son, "Where did you get the money for that new bike? It must have cost a fortune."
His son answered, "I earned it by hiking."
The father said, "Come on now son, tell me the truth."
His son said, "That is the truth! Every night that you were gone, Mr. Jones from the grocery store would come over to see mom and each time he'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to go take a hike!"
