Hiding the bearspray

[Tradewind]

In the wrong spot, apparently

Bear spray can explodes in oven, no injuries

The Bozeman Fire Department responded to the scene of a reported explosion Tuesday afternoon that turned out to be a can of bear spray that had been left in a

www.bozemandailychronicle.com

 

[bennirio]

I hear it tastes alot like cajun only hotter. Maybe they were trying to season their oven.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[RobG]

Oh man. Things like this are why I don't rent to students...

 

[sbhooper]

Holy dog shit, batman! I am crying here. Anybody that puts that devil juice in a warming oven needs to be taken out of the gene pool! I carried bear spray for a couple years in Wyoming. I had a can of it laying around and was trying to decide what to do with it, as I was done hunting griz country and there is a three-year life expectancy on bear spray-although that is not advertised.

My kid is living in Milwaukee and got a job with a fly-by-night security company as armed security at a ghetto strip club. They could carry anything, and I told him to forget the cop crap and carry bear spray, as the cop crap was just that-crap. He came home for a visit and I gave him the canister of spray that I had.

Anyway, my kid is a bad ass and in between shoot outs with the typical ghetto clientele, he encountered a pos that did not want to leave the club and made threats, yada, yada. He and another security guard got the guy out of the club and across the street. The prick decided to get froggy and rushed my kid. He gave him a full load in the face, with the bear spray. The guy hit the sidewalk so fast, that my kid thought it had killed him. By that time, cops had arrived and the guy got froggy. My kid gave him more bear spray, and in the melee, sprayed a couple cops. They got the prick under control and had him sitting on the curb, with his face into the rain, trying to flush out the devil juice.

They wadded the idiot into a patrol car, and took him away (I was feeling for the guy that had transport duties). Talking to the kid, I was literally crying and asked how the cops handled it. He said they were laughing and said that they had never experienced anything like that in their careers.

I asked him how much of the spray he got on the guy and he said that his face was orange. I started crying again. You cannot make this shit up!

 

[CUElk]

Holy dog shit, batman! I am crying here. Anybody that puts that devil juice in a warming oven needs to be taken out of the gene pool! I carried bear spray for a couple years in Wyoming. I had a can of it laying around and was trying to decide what to do with it, as I was done hunting griz country and there is a three-year life expectancy on bear spray-although that is not advertised.

My kid is living in Milwaukee and got a job with a fly-by-night security company as armed security at a ghetto strip club. They could carry anything, and I told him to forget the cop crap and carry bear spray, as the cop crap was just that-crap. He came home for a visit and I gave him the canister of spray that I had.

Anyway, my kid is a bad ass and in between shoot outs with the typical ghetto clientele, he encountered a pos that did not want to leave the club and made threats, yada, yada. He and another security guard got the guy out of the club and across the street. The prick decided to get froggy and rushed my kid. He gave him a full load in the face, with the bear spray. The guy hit the sidewalk so fast, that my kid thought it had killed him. By that time, cops had arrived and the guy got froggy. My kid gave him more bear spray, and in the melee, sprayed a couple cops. They got the prick under control and had him sitting on the curb, with his face into the rain, trying to flush out the devil juice.

They wadded the idiot into a patrol car, and took him away (I was feeling for the guy that had transport duties). Talking to the kid, I was literally crying and asked how the cops handled it. He said they were laughing and said that they had never experienced anything like that in their careers.

I asked him how much of the spray he got on the guy and he said that his face was orange. I started crying again. You cannot make this shit up!

that is funny as crap. I can't imagine how much pain that dude was in. I was in law enforcement for awhile and got some of our standard carry on my face one time, holy smoke that sucked.