Help me decide

[Redmt]

I need help deciding what rifle I should buy next. Someone we won't mention may have sideswiped a stack of pallets at Home Depot.

 

[belshawelk]

Not another Suburu. That’s sucks though. Just got our car out of shop from sideswipe. Ours my from a dipshit on freeway 70mph zone then decided to take off after we pulled over. I got his licenses plate and just won the court case against his insurance.

 

[LCH]

Well those pallets definitely shouldn’t have been there..

 

[Wildabeest]

My wife sideswiped the garage door opening once in my truck. When I went outside to check it out, the “swipe” went from the middle of the passenger side front door to just in front of the rear fender well. She gave me this pitiful look and said “Are you mad?”. I said “No, but why the Hell didn’t you stop once you hit it?”

 

[Redmt]

She clipped a pallet somehow sticking out that pulled a few of them down. She climbed out the passenger door and then up the stack of pallets to pull the rest of them off. She's 5' tall 110# and 72 years old. I wasn't going to say a word.

 

[Charlie Bob]

I think you should buy your wife a dozen roses , tell her you "feel" her and love her and that could've happened to anyone .
Trust me on this one ....

 

[Charlie Bob]

Wait a week , then buy the rifle . Timings everything .

 

[brockel]

My wife sideswiped the garage door opening once in my truck. When I went outside to check it out, the “swipe” went from the middle of the passenger side front door to just in front of the rear fender well. She gave me this pitiful look and said “Are you mad?”. I said “No, but why the Hell didn’t you stop once you hit it?”

Had you said you were mad she would have spun it into it being your fault

 

[Charlie Bob]

My wife sideswiped the garage door opening once in my truck. When I went outside to check it out, the “swipe” went from the middle of the passenger side front door to just in front of the rear fender well. She gave me this pitiful look and said “Are you mad?”. I said “No, but why the Hell didn’t you stop once you hit it?”

My ex drove my dually thru the bank drive up window , up over the retention posts , took out both quarters and bent one rim . Said there were too many cars to make them back out .
Same ex tried driving my 5.0 thru the drive up window at McDonalds with my Stump Jumper on my roof rack , totaled my bike .
Thankfully after 15 years of marriage she met her soulmate .

 

[Redmt]

Hah! We'll be married 54 years this coming Oct. The last thing I give a damn about is a crunch in her car. It's insured. I'm just glad she has put up with my bullshit without shooting me.

 

[Southern Elk]

My daughter hit a parked truck. Said it was the other guys fault because he shouldn’t have parked there.

 

[Outlaw99]

I’d remind her that this is why a woman’s place is in the kitchen, not behind the wheel of a car………..

 

[Dave N]

I’d remind her that this is why a woman’s place is in the kitchen, not behind the wheel of a car………..

And then the fight started.

 

[Redmt]

I’d remind her that this is why a woman’s place is in the kitchen, not behind the wheel of a car………..

There would be one loud bang that I may or may not hear.