Here is a quote that I use a lot that is not cringeworthy...Embrace the suck. I use it with my kids all the time when they look like they need it. It reminds them that yes, this sucks now, but you need to put forth the effort in order to be successful. If I need to go to stage 2, that is ......Suck it up Buttercup!
Funny Hunter Quotes/Lingo
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steveshuntn1
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Not hunting related but every time someone ask my granddad if we caught and fish after returning to the dock he always had the same answer:
“Why hell no damn water was to f*>#n wet”!
“Why hell no damn water was to f*>#n wet”!
DouglasR
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You’re being flippant.
That’s hyperbole.
Vacuous sloganeering.
That’s hyperbole.
Vacuous sloganeering.
Point Creep
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do you need a bear assassin to help out? I know one. 
noharleyyet
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Ok, both of us on 3
1, 2, BANG, 3.....
1, 2, BANG, 3.....
EastTNHunter
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That saying actually has military roots
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I used to think this was a Utah thing but it seems like Bozeman's become a new epicenter.
woods89
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If I remember correctly his IG is private, which is a rare thing in the hunting industry.
I agree, I have tons of respect for Kurt.
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“Just gotta hit him where it counts” - usually coming from a 6.5 CM elk hunter
“If you hit him right it’ll work” - 16 year old 1st year bow tech trying to sell me under spines arrows with 100gr. RAGE Broadheads…
“If you hit him right it’ll work” - 16 year old 1st year bow tech trying to sell me under spines arrows with 100gr. RAGE Broadheads…
Wes Mantooth
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It is terrifying and real. The green zombie ibex horns will find you....and make you do burpees with a kettlebell ratchet-strapped to your taint. ONE MORE REP!!!!
And then it is on to "Deadfall Box Jumps" followed by Viking coffee made with real cobra blood and single origin Guatemalan beans. Next stop, orthopedic surgeon, cuz if your knees aren't wrecked, you didn't work hard enough.
The only way to fight it is by working out in total isolation, eating Papa Murphy's pizza cold while hiking with a weighted pack (gotta lay down some carbs for the workout!) and drinking alcohol afterwards to ignite your inner Irish mob boss. I am not a mountain athlete, I am A FOOTHILLS WARRIOR!!!
Sleep system
Cook System
Layering System
Kill Kit
E Scouting
Runnin'
Elk Seminar
Hunting Summit
Bag Dump
Gear Dump
2-day rip
Crushing Vert
Dumping Heat
Savage
All make me want to puke. Sometimes I wonder if they are invading Normandy or trying to shoot a raghorn.
Cook System
Layering System
Kill Kit
E Scouting
Runnin'
Elk Seminar
Hunting Summit
Bag Dump
Gear Dump
2-day rip
Crushing Vert
Dumping Heat
Savage
All make me want to puke. Sometimes I wonder if they are invading Normandy or trying to shoot a raghorn.
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I'm gonna cut my toothbrush down to the nub to save 1.5 oz but pack a coors light for 3 days so I can take a cool photo for my Instagram...
Amateurs. Flask of whiskey that stays in camp.
MTLabrador
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If you can’t see the value in backpack beer you probably wouldn’t enjoy hunting with me…
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As long as we get a pic after the kill I’m in!
millerkiller77
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I approve this post
Fatrack
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"ancient old crusty muley buck"
"crusty old bull"
"crusty mountain troll"
"ol' crusty"
"crusty old bull"
"crusty mountain troll"
"ol' crusty"
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Point Creep
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#crushed’m
