Frequently repeated dum moves

[marshman]

That's called a widow maker for a good reason!

 

[Ben Lamb]

Me: Where is my #$#$%%^?

Wife: Did you look here for it?

Me: Of course I did. Do you think I'm an idiot? If it were right there (points at thing I'm looking for) don't you think I'd see it?

Wife:

 

[Stocker]

I don’t like to sit on my wallet so I always take it out and put it in the cup holder or dash of whatever vehicle or equipment I’m in. I forget it about 3x a week and lose it for a while at least once a week.

My wife wants me to get one of those Apple findy things to put in it. I’m afraid someone could hack it and steal both dollars out of my wallet.

 

[noharleyyet]

I have a designated turn around for Iph retreival.

 

[Ben Lamb]

I don’t like to sit on my wallet so I always take it out and put it in the cup holder or dash of whatever vehicle or equipment I’m in. I forget it about 3x a week and lose it for a while at least once a week.

My wife wants me to get one of those Apple findy things to put in it. I’m afraid someone could hack it and steal both dollars out of my wallet.

SHE LET'S YOU HAVE CASH?!?!?!

 

[Stocker]

SHE LET'S YOU HAVE CASH?!?!?!

I get to keep every dollar I can hide from her.

 

[Ben Lamb]

I get to keep every dollar I can hide from her.

That explains your moonlighting at burlesque club then.

 

[Stocker]

That explains your moonlighting at burlesque club then.

I sometimes threaten to become a male prostitute, when she gets done laughing she reminds me not to forget my coin purse to carry all my earnings back home in.

 

[Stocker]

I have a bad habit of always getting a receipt when I pay cash.

Wife:Honey did you buy a new gun?

Me (how would she know I paid cash?) NO!

Wife: Oh, because I just found this receipt.

Me: I’ll be on the couch if you need me.

 

[Redmt]

I can loose a flashing light in a dark room. All I have to do is pick something up and it will disappear.

 

[BackofBeyond]

I have a designated turn around for Iph retreival.

Same. Happens at least once a month.

 

[elkduds]

I sometimes threaten to become a male prostitute, when she gets done laughing she reminds me not to forget my coin purse to carry all my earnings back home in.

 

[44hunter45]

If her name is Terry, from Baltimore, and wears a big fake flower in her hair, you just as well start looking for a lawyer now. Been there done that. Me and a dozen other guys!

She'll be your Dixie Chicken....

 

[gouch]

It's stupid, I know it's stupid, whenever I do it the little voice in my head keeps saying "DON'T DO IT, STOP, DON'T DO IT STUPID!!!" but whenever my wife says something that is blatantly wrong.

I correct her.

 

[Hem]

Me: Where is my #$#$%%^?

Wife: Did you look here for it?

Me: Of course I did. Do you think I'm an idiot? If it were right there (points at thing I'm looking for) don't you think I'd see it?

Wife:

Yep^^^

 

[duckhunt]

I spent a frustrating ten minutes looking for my helmet last week before I realized I was wearing it…

My wife did that with her glasses last week.

 

[Bigjay73]

My employer makes us attach clubs to our steering wheels nightly. The key for my club is attached to the key for my ignition. I have a cute little habit of climbing into my truck, starting the ignition, realizing I left the club on my steering wheel, shutting off the ignition, unlocking the club, then restarting the ignition. It's a big red hunk of metal, how the hell I don't realize that it's in place as soon as I sit down is beyond me.

 

[Bigjay73]

Decided to repair a pile of power cords the other day.
I stopped after the first one..
Gotta space things out to avoid frequency.
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Circuit breaker testing apparatus

 

[Bigjay73]

I spent a frustrating ten minutes looking for my helmet last week before I realized I was wearing it…

 

[2rocky]

Getting stuck in Comfort Traps...