Well shit
Have been working on a deck project for the last week and while doing so on Friday I just started to feel “off.
Started off just thirsty as all hell but by noon I was exhausted and was starting to feel achy all over.
Tried some Tylenol and went to go to sleep super early (like 730pm) but by midnight I was so uncomfortable I ended out on the couch for the rest of the night; still guzzling water and feeling like I’d been put in the dryer with a bowling ball, every single joint in my body ached to the point of near tears.
Yesterday continued the process of feeling just beat up, no appetite, very slight running nose but no cough, nor congestion, and barely a fever (99.5).
The Mrs reminded me that we had got a 5-pack of Rona tests in the mail awhile back so I thought wth, give it a shot. I’d been tested about 5-6 times prior over the last two years and always negative so I was really thinking a flu bug. Took the test and the results were supposed to be “readable” in 15 minutes…mine didn’t even take FIVE with a big fat ass POSITIVE!

. So here we go…
I did notice on the package that it claims a 99+% for negative results but only an 86% for positives (primarily false positives) so my plan is to try it again come Monday.
Just took my temp again, still 99.5 but living on water + Tylenol at the moment. Thank god no chest congestion but I’ve never ached like this in my life. Hope the Mrs doesn’t get it, and mine is long gone by Hawaii next month!